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minor things that make you fume

Phone rings at 8.50 am as I am loading my van.

"Hi, are you the delivery man with my parcel"

"Probably, whats your address?"

"123 Street"

"Yep, got that"

"Well I have just got a text saying it will be delivered by 9 but I am walking the dog"

"Thats 9.00 PM"

"Yes, 9 this morning"

"No, 9 this evening"

"So I have to stay in till then?"

"No, I will be there within an hour, easy"

"Are you sure? It did say by 9 and I am in a field with the dog"

"NINE THIS EVENING. But I will be there in an hour"

"Are you sure? Do you know my address and where it is?"

"Yes, on the corner with the locked front gate"

"How do you know that?"

"Because I have delivered dozens of parcels to you"

"Have you? When?"

"Before Christmas"

"Are you sure?"

"The other phone is ringing, must go. See you later"

"By 9?"

And yes, she has been allowed to breed and drive a car.
 
Sitting in my car outside ours, see a woman in her 60s juicy tracky on with a little dog thinking shes about 20. Proper mess.

She stops at my path and let's the dog start it's business. I was a bit disgusted at the location but I held my tongue as I thought it might have the common courtesy to pick up the [Poor language removed].
She didn't I got out an called her 4 times before she told me to koff.

Seething
 
the golden visionary said:
Sitting in my car outside ours, see a woman in her 60s juicy tracky on with a little dog thinking shes about 20. Proper mess.

She stops at my path and let's the dog start it's business. I was a bit disgusted at the location but I held my tongue as I thought it might have the common courtesy to pick up the [Poor language removed].
She didn't I got out an called her 4 times before she told me to koff.

Seething
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Should've got her in a headlock and rubbed her face in it
 

Variable speed is up and running on the M62 between Liverpool and Manchester, as if it wasn’t bad enough already. Thanks for making a stressful commute even worse, Highways England, you bellends.

Having to do 40mph, when I could have easily been doing 60mph+.
 
Some bum nugget has swiped my bin. The bin men don't come til a week Thursday. I'm tempted to ask my mate to fly his drone so I can see who has it and knock on their door. It sounds so petty but what am I supposed to do with no bin for near two weeks?!
 
the golden visionary said:
Sitting in my car outside ours, see a woman in her 60s juicy tracky on with a little dog thinking shes about 20. Proper mess.

She stops at my path and let's the dog start it's business. I was a bit disgusted at the location but I held my tongue as I thought it might have the common courtesy to pick up the [Poor language removed].
She didn't I got out an called her 4 times before she told me to koff.

Seething
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Put a spade in your front and be ready for her next time.

She probably walks the dog at the same time every day, so pick up the turd with the spade and then lob it at her, as she walks away.
 
SteRobbo84 said:
Some bum nugget has swiped my bin. The bin men don't come til a week Thursday. I'm tempted to ask my mate to fly his drone so I can see who has it and knock on their door. It sounds so petty but what am I supposed to do with no bin for near two weeks?!
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Phone the council mate.

You'll get a replacement, but may take a while.

Explain to your neighbours what's happened and ask to use theirs in the meantime ?
 

Waiting for the elevator,woman turns up with 2 kids,I hear her say the names pixie for the girl and elfin for the lad,so I had to ask is that their real or nicknames," oh it the real names because I love folklore,but elfin is soelt with a ph rather than f" I have never felt more like punching a woman in the throat than when those wirds left her mouth
 
GwladysBlue said:
Variable speed is up and running on the M62 between Liverpool and Manchester, as if it wasn’t bad enough already. Thanks for making a stressful commute even worse, Highways England, you bellends.

Having to do 40mph, when I could have easily been doing 60mph+.
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To follow up from this, on the way home tonight, a lorry driver started flashing his lights at me when I was going through the variable speed at 50mph, which is was set to. Hang on a minute, fella, I’ll get six points on my licence for speeding, just so you can do 52mph instead of the 50mph I’m doing.
 
jaycee said:
Waiting for the elevator,woman turns up with 2 kids,I hear her say the names pixie for the girl and elfin for the lad,so I had to ask is that their real or nicknames," oh it the real names because I love folklore,but elfin is soelt with a ph rather than f" I have never felt more like punching a woman in the throat than when those wirds left her mouth
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The kids have got a lifetime of spelling their names out to call centres etc.
I'm sure they are really grateful in the long run.
 
someone hit my car and left a quite sizable dent with no note. what a c***. in my assigned spot in my apartment complex no less, not even as if I was parked on a curb or something. Worst thing is its the 2nd time in a year I've been " hit and run". Although fortunately this incident isn't nearly as severe as the last one from February. That time I got slammed into from behind ( yes phrasing) by a white truck while stuck in traffic who then spend off immediately, car was totaled as well. Now fast forward 10 months and get hit again by a scumbag who leaves
 

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