minor things that make you fume

[FC sexy xxx]

I like mayo, however just sauce in general I'd rather apply myself. How can any sarnie assume you like the sarnie drenched in sauce.

shops should sell sachets of the Devils sponk so the sarnie deviants who want to put it on there sarnie can do that . And leave us decent people to take our pick of the devils sponkless sarnies . It’s not too much to ask like .

 

[Abraders]

shops should sell sachets of the Devils sponk so the sarnie deviants who want to put it on there sarnie can do that . And leave us decent people to take our pick of the devils sponkless sarnies . It’s not too much to ask like .

I honestly prefer a plain bacon butty.

None of this brown or red sauce nonsense.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

I honestly prefer a plain bacon butty.

None of this brown or red sauce nonsense.

yeah decent bacon only needs bread not even butter .

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I confess to having a general dislike for almost everybody in the world but specifically i am irritated by....
People who use the third person when referring to someone who is actually present
Honda vehicles
Normally articulate people who use the word irregardless
People who put their tongue in a bottle when taking a drink
Qualifying the word ‘unique’ in any way
Anyone who smuggly owns a boat
People who sing along loudly next to you at concerts
MLS fans
Shoppers who feel the quality of everything by touching, including bags of frozen veggies
Things that ‘blink’
People who count your change out
Anyone wearing red that’s not Santa
Young people
Old people
Myself

 

[COYBL25]

People telling lies, or more importantly people not putting any thought into the lies they tell. I work in a profession where there is an element of enforcement. People have to give accounts of what they have done, now I don't mind an elaborate storey which is difficult to pick holes in but it annoys me when they tell outright lies which are obviously not true.
Politicians do it all the time, they say things and then when what they have said doesn't suit their purpose they start this "it is being taken out of context" or "what I said is being misconstrued". Utter lies.

Another of their favourite "wank " words is - mislead / misleading, instead of using - lie / lying.

It would seem that only people in authority mislead people and don`t tell lies !

 

[SteRobbo84]

I confess to having a general dislike for almost everybody in the world but specifically i am irritated by....

People who sing along loudly next to you at concerts

I know how annoying this is but once I've had a few and get proper in to it I can't help myself. My defence is that usually concerts/gigs are so loud that you couldn't hear me anyways and at least I'm not filming it all like some bells do!

 

[degsy]

I confess to having a general dislike for almost everybody in the world but specifically i am irritated by....
People who use the third person when referring to someone who is actually present
Honda vehicles
Normally articulate people who use the word irregardless
People who put their tongue in a bottle when taking a drink
Qualifying the word ‘unique’ in any way
Anyone who smuggly owns a boat
People who sing along loudly next to you at concerts
MLS fans
Shoppers who feel the quality of everything by touching, including bags of frozen veggies
Things that ‘blink’
People who count your change out
Anyone wearing red that’s not Santa
Young people
Old people
Myself

tbh I'm feeling a tad left out, such a list and I didn't even get a mention...must up my game.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Ever thought of making your own instead?

I do mate, every morning !!

 

[Baines' left foot]

People writing ‘of’ when they should write ‘have’.

People who mix up ‘then’ and ‘than’. I don’t even know how it’s possible to confuse them.

 

[Toast]

The UK press giving these terrorists cool names.
Jihad John.
The Beatles ffs last week..

 

[FC sexy xxx]

The UK press giving these terrorists cool names.
Jihad John.
The Beatles ffs last week..

just call them kopites

 

[Toast]

just call them kopites

I was driving a kopite mate of mine recently and I called a driver a 'F'in Kopite' when he undertook me.
He seemed genuinely surprised I used it as an everyday insult.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Watch needed a new battery, FORTY QUID?!?!

 

[Jamiednm]

I’ve been banned from my favourite Star Wars forum for 24 hours.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Watch needed a new battery, FORTY QUID?!?!

I got told the same price in the shop I bought mine the other week and told it was needed to be sent away . I went to timpson in central station and he done in there and then for £15