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minor things that make you fume

Being an utter cheapskate, I always have a keen eye open for the reduced stickers on grocery items when I shop. The last three or four visits to Tesco have all involved having to go back to the checkout a second time because the cheeky sod sat behind the till has "failed to notice" the bright yellow sticker over the barcode and somehow managed to scan a reduced item in at full price.

It's happening too often to be accidental. #thieves
 

When the Range Rover belongs to a drug dealers moll, which gives her the right to park as close as she possibly can to the tanning salon / nail place / hair dressers - " do you know who my fella is "
This is where all Ross Barkleys problems originated.
Going about his business, had a go at some bird over a parking spec, next thing he knows, gangsters after him.
 
This is where all Ross Barkleys problems originated.
Going about his business, had a go at some bird over a parking spec, next thing he knows, gangsters after him.

I witnessed something along those lines last week outside my lads school.

Big Merc parked right on the corner of the road ( double yellows ), meaning that any car turning into the road had to swing out to go around it.

The drum and bass blasting out from the Merc told you all you needed to know about who was inside.

A car stopped behind the merc and starts beeping it`s horn, trying to get it to move.

A lad gets out of the Merc, swaggers over to the other car and indicates for him to wind his window down, which the driver does.

The driver of the Merc in full view of loads of parents, leans in and chins the other driver, laughs and swaggers back to the Merc and turns up the music.

There are times when you wish you had a rocket launcher.

His kid is in my youngest lads class in school :(
 

I witnessed something along those lines last week outside my lads school.

Big Merc parked right on the corner of the road ( double yellows ), meaning that any car turning into the road had to swing out to go around it.

The drum and bass blasting out from the Merc told you all you needed to know about who was inside.

A car stopped behind the merc and starts beeping it`s horn, trying to get it to move.

A lad gets out of the Merc, swaggers over to the other car and indicates for him to wind his window down, which the driver does.

The driver of the Merc in full view of loads of parents, leans in and chins the other driver, laughs and swaggers back to the Merc and turns up the music.

There are times when you wish you had a rocket launcher.

His kid is in my youngest lads class in school :(

I like a bit of Drum & Bass. I don't drive a Merc, chin innocents and behave like a general ne'er do well. What you trying to say like?
 

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