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minor things that make you fume

COYBL25 said:
Every single Maltesers ad.

The one with the girl in the wheel chair, the one with the two female hospital staff etc etc.

They`re supposed to be about getting you to buy Maltesers, not trying to out do the advertising world with Political Correctness FFS.
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I'm boss at throwing them up and catching them in my mouth.
They should deffo pay me to do an advert for them.
2am and drunk. Wearing just me bills and raiding the fridge, throwing maltesers up and getting 4 out of 5 in me gob, easy.
The ones that get away, dissapearing under the oven or washing machine, never to be seen again.
I can see that selling chocolate to loads of people.
 
Toast said:
I'm boss at throwing them up and catching them in my mouth.
They should deffo pay me to do an advert for them.
2am and drunk. Wearing just me bills and raiding the fridge, throwing maltesers up and getting 4 out of 5 in me gob, easy.
The ones that get away, dissapearing under the oven or washing machine, never to be seen again.
I can see that selling chocolate to loads of people.
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If you dressed up as a a lesbian in a wheel chair, I think they just might go for it lol
 

Toast said:
I'm boss at throwing them up and catching them in my mouth.
They should deffo pay me to do an advert for them.
2am and drunk. Wearing just me bills and raiding the fridge, throwing maltesers up and getting 4 out of 5 in me gob, easy.
The ones that get away, dissapearing under the oven or washing machine, never to be seen again.
I can see that selling chocolate to loads of people.
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You'd have to be quite a shoite shot to miss that gob to be fair toast ;)
 
When you're dropping the kids off at the pool and it's one of those bogs where it's got like a plastic covered toilet roll holder with horrible toilet paper in a big massive brand new roll and it's at a slightly difficult angle to get your hand in the toilet holder to try to open up the new roll and you keeping missing where the start of the roll is like when you're struggling to open sellotape, and it takes you like 5 seconds longer than it should.
 
leslad said:
When you're dropping the kids off at the pool and it's one of those bogs where it's got like a plastic covered toilet roll holder with horrible toilet paper in a big massive brand new roll and it's at a slightly difficult angle to get your hand in the toilet holder to try to open up the new roll and you keeping missing where the start of the roll is like when you're struggling to open sellotape, and it takes you like 5 seconds longer than it should.
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You just stick your knee right through the holder breaking it open right ?
And sort out the taping issue whilst sat there ?
 

leslad said:
When you're dropping the kids off at the pool and it's one of those bogs where it's got like a plastic covered toilet roll holder with horrible toilet paper in a big massive brand new roll and it's at a slightly difficult angle to get your hand in the toilet holder to try to open up the new roll and you keeping missing where the start of the roll is like when you're struggling to open sellotape, and it takes you like 5 seconds longer than it should.
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First world problems
 

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