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minor things that make you fume

Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville’s ‘Ant ‘n’ Dec’ routine.

Sky pushing them two so hard to feed into the United and Liverpool rivalry crap. Hate it all. All it is for is their supposed ‘fans’ down south/Asia/anywhere other than Liverpool and Manchester.
 
They asked me for mine and five years later I was bankrupt
Trying to think who I last got an autograph from here ?
I tend to bump into famous people, but never would ask, as it makes you look a tit sometimes.
Bought a few signed sports bit though, from proper outlets.
 

Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville’s ‘Ant ‘n’ Dec’ routine.

Sky pushing them two so hard to feed into the United and Liverpool rivalry crap. Hate it all. All it is for is their supposed ‘fans’ down south/Asia/anywhere other than Liverpool and Manchester.
Gary must proper fume how good City are playing.

Carra wumming him the other night about getting dicked 7-0 when Valencia gaffer was boss though. Carra said it with a proper straight face too.
 
Trying to think who I last got an autograph from here ?
I tend to bump into famous people, but never would ask, as it makes you look a tit sometimes.
Bought a few signed sports bit though, from proper outlets.
the last time I reckon was Kanchelskis the day we signed him
 

'Butterfly' or Clock type radiator keys, allegedly made of brass, but which are so thin that they bend on first use. I was about to ask our plumber where he gets his radiator keys from but noticed his key was badly bent.
 
Queuing in a department store today. Almost double figure long. I'm about four or five from the top. But each and every time somebody is served, this absolute geebag behind me keeps inching forward. It gets to the point that she's practically pressed against me. Like she's gonna overtake me. I take a step forward to open up some space. Boom. She's straight in again right up behind me. So eventually I just stopped moving, even though people were being served. She was getting so agitated and twitchy.

So I guess you could say I hate people invading my personal space. Face breathers.
 
Queuing in a department store today. Almost double figure long. I'm about four or five from the top. But each and every time somebody is served, this absolute geebag behind me keeps inching forward. It gets to the point that she's practically pressed against me. Like she's gonna overtake me. I take a step forward to open up some space. Boom. She's straight in again right up behind me. So eventually I just stopped moving, even though people were being served. She was getting so agitated and twitchy.

So I guess you could say I hate people invading my personal space. Face breathers.
I don't think I'd be too upset if a woman kept rubbing her cleavage into me from behind, or am I misreading the situation. Moose was she?
 

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