minor things that make you fume

[Deleted member 48881]

As a non-Brit and a great fan of British humour myself, I just get lost big time when they use imperial system instead of metric one while talking about something interesting. Sure, you always have internet to find out but it is just a big turn-off for me.

 

[blue61]

Smelled of piss and regret

That changes things like.

 

[Baines' left foot]

As a non-Brit and a great fan of British humour myself, I just get lost big time when they use imperial system instead of metric one while talking about something interesting. Sure, you always have internet to find out but it is just a big turn-off for me.

I’m guilty of this. I work in construction and use the metric system every day. For some unknown reason though I revert to imperial for anything not work related.

 

[efcforever]

Was in a Halifax branch, in Gosport, when that Howard fella walked in, he was literally giving it Bertie Big Bollocks with an entourage and everything.
Gosport is weird enough without all that to handle as well.

Can't stand that guy. I used to work for Halifax and we were expected to get excited when they showed us his latest advert.

 

[LEONARD]

Smelled of piss and regret

Brilliant, like an Elvis Costello lyric.

 

[Frang]

theres a new lid on the beagle street adverts, equally as punchable.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Constipation, isn't what you need !!

 

[GlosBlue]

Constipation, isn't what you need !!

If you wanna be a Record Breaker?

 

[Frang]

If you wanna be a Record Breaker?

 

[Toast]

Probably the only face from my youth tv viewing who hasn't turned out to be a nonce.

 

[Frang]

Probably the only face from my youth tv viewing who hasn't turned out to be a nonce.

to busy blowing his own trumpet lid..

 

[chrismpw]

Cut a lovely slice of apple pie for my pud. Reached into the fridge for a carton of custard and before I knew it, was pouring passata onto my pie.

A sodding miserable turn of events.

 

[chrismpw]

Queuing in a department store today. Almost double figure long. I'm about four or five from the top. But each and every time somebody is served, this absolute geebag behind me keeps inching forward. It gets to the point that she's practically pressed against me. Like she's gonna overtake me. I take a step forward to open up some space. Boom. She's straight in again right up behind me. So eventually I just stopped moving, even though people were being served. She was getting so agitated and twitchy.

So I guess you could say I hate people invading my personal space. Face breathers.

Yep.

I get like this whenever anybody's within 50 yards.

 

[Frang]

Cut a lovely slice of apple pie for my pud. Reached into the fridge for a carton of custard and before I knew it, was pouring passata onto my pie.

A sodding miserable turn of events.

pics or it didn't happen..

 

[chrismpw]

pics or it didn't happen..

Can't. Licked it off and ate it anyway.