minor things that make you fume


Been patiently waiting for the oven to heat up so i can my supper this evening (pizza). After waiting the requisite time I've gone back into the kitchen to place said food in the now hot oven.... only to discover I turned the fecking grill on by mistake.

Supper delayed by another 30 mins FFS.
I was thinking last night about how cool it will be when I get a smart oven that I can turn on from my phone while on the way back from work. Hits 200 degrees celcius within 5 minutes of walking through the door, food ready shortly afterwards. None of that waiting for 15 minutes malarky.
 
It is merely so they can pronounce the next word more easily, as in For-FAR NIL......
It's not always nil to Forfar, mate - at least it wasn't on Saturday when they defeated the runaway leaders on their own turf lol

But they don't do a similar emphasis with, say, Leicester, Kidderminster or Bangor, all of which could be said to have a very similar sounding last syllable. And, perhaps unsurprisingly, they get it right on Sportscene results.
 

It's not always nil to Forfar, mate - at least it wasn't on Saturday when they defeated the runaway leaders on their own turf lol

But they don't do a similar emphasis with, say, Leicester, Kidderminster or Bangor, all of which could be said to have a very similar sounding last syllable. And, perhaps unsurprisingly, they get it right on Sportscene results.

Isn't it about time East Fife and Forfar went hell for leather at each other in a nine-goal thriller?
 

Tube pulls up and there’s about 10 seats free but the tit standing in front walks at a snail’s pace so you miss them all and then you’re stuck standing up for 40 mins with backpack Betty smashing in to you every time the train speeds up and slows down.
Tube pulls up and there’s about 10 seats free but the tit standing in front walks at a snail’s pace so you miss them all and then you’re stuck standing up for 40 mins with backpack Betty smashing in to you every time the train speeds up and slows down.

I find this a deeply sexist term. can we erase this bit please
 
It's not always nil to Forfar, mate - at least it wasn't on Saturday when they defeated the runaway leaders on their own turf lol

But they don't do a similar emphasis with, say, Leicester, Kidderminster or Bangor, all of which could be said to have a very similar sounding last syllable. And, perhaps unsurprisingly, they get it right on Sportscene results.
Only as you’ve mentioned them above..... Bangor city are today on the verge of folding as a club.
 

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