Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Fella comes up to me outside central station and asked for any spare change. He looked a bit worse for wear like, gave him three quid and he looked at it, shook his head and walked away in disgust. LOL.
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minor things that make you fume
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Tipp blue
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
The fact that you can't answer questions in interviews truthfully,, Why do you want this job? Well I think I need a new challenge in my life and having researched this company I feel like you could give me a great chance to prove myself and expand my portfolio.. F##k off I want this job for money and if someone else offers me 5p a week more to work for them I'll be handing in notice.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
When a customer complains that I wouldnt lob her parcels up to her in a first floor window. She was obviously smashed out of her skull, (12.30 pm ffs), and stoned as well, I since found out.
I told her "Not a chance, you wont catch them anyrate, and are more likely to fall out of the window trying to"
Said I would leave them in a store box by the door. She clearly passed out, forgot all about them, then complained, the daft cow.
Was a large police van outside her house today......
I told her "Not a chance, you wont catch them anyrate, and are more likely to fall out of the window trying to"
Said I would leave them in a store box by the door. She clearly passed out, forgot all about them, then complained, the daft cow.
Was a large police van outside her house today......
BC means 'Before Christ' while AD is 'Anno Domini' meaning 'In the Year of our Lord'. Both have Christian origins and as such aren't widely accepted any more.
BCE and CE are simply 'Before Common Era' and 'Common Era' so have no religious connotation, apart from following the Gregorian calendar.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
When your hand luggage suddenly gets too big for hand luggage and a £40 charge appears.
And airport shops never sell cheap correct size cases.
And airport shops never sell cheap correct size cases.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Sounds like you should be a professional footballer.
Tipp blue
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
I definitely couldn't deal with that life, If I don't like interview questions for a job I think I'd probably loose it on live TV with some of the idiotic questions asked after a game.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
I went for an interview for MI5 ; one of the questions, which most interviewees ask, was do you like working in a team. So, I said no, as I saw myself as a lone wolf. I'm not working at MI5.
KFC in general is an awful place mate.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Interviewer - What would you say is your biggest attribute?
@Tipp blue - I see myself as a very honest person.
Interviewer - I think thats an excellent answer.
@Tipp blue - I couldn't give a sh*t what you think.
lollollol
The KFC “ restaurants “ are the pits.
They’re like the Sports Direct of food.
Tipp blue
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
I walked out of an interview once, they asked me how I'd react to being shouted at for making a mistake, I told her that I wouldn't react very well and could be liable to pull someone over a desk and give them a good slapping, (of course I'd already decided that I wasn't going to work there). She then said that the job probably isn't for you, so I stood up and walked to the door and just before leaving turned and said, if staff are shouted at for making a mistake then this company has major issues at management level, one of them started replying to me, I have no idea what he was saying as I'd turned around walked out and closed the door as he started talking. I have a good job now and I'm fairly certain I'll never be on the job hunt again. But I really hate the Americanized process that has made its way across the Atlantic, that basically sees the biggest bullshitter get the job.
