minor things that make you fume

[Frang]

If you were to fall down I'd here the thump over here in Dublin

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[Blue Piper]

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Sorry lid. Am sitting here waiting for moviprep to work.

 

[Frang]

Sorry lid. Am sitting here waiting for moviprep to work.

and thought throwing an insult my way would help that along abit quicker ??

mind


BLOWN

 

[Frang]

Sorry lid. Am sitting here waiting for moviprep to work.

 

[chrismpw]

how will we ever know ?!

often thought this, if I was to fall down and die, none of you lot would ever hear about it, apart from the forum going quiet and people like @Moomin suggesting the ban I had coming was long over due !

I expect it would be on the news, along with the HGV and the cottage its buried in.

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

People who see an ape and call it a monkey.

Apes are monkeys, they're well within the 'Monkey'/Simian clade.
(Equally all mammals, birds and reptiles are fish)

 

[Tipp blue]

Apes are monkeys, they're well within the 'Monkey'/Simian clade.
(Equally all mammals, birds and reptiles are fish)

Primates are grouped into monkeys and apes, look for a tail if it's there it's a monkey if not its an ape. Simian is defined as relating to apes or monkeys.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Primates are grouped into monkeys and apes, look for a tail if it's there it's a monkey if not its an ape. Simian is defined as relating to apes or monkeys.

Apes are monkeys, they're well within the 'Monkey'/Simian clade.
(Equally all mammals, birds and reptiles are fish)

STRAIGHTENER AT MORRISONS CARPARK!!!!!!!

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Primates are grouped into monkeys and apes, look for a tail if it's there it's a monkey if not its an ape. Simian is defined as relating to apes or monkeys.

Old world monkeys are a sister group to apes, which combined form a sister group to the new world monkeys which are positioned further up the cladogram. (I.e. old world monkeys are more closely related to apes than they are to the new world monkeys, thus if new world monkeys are considered monkeys, apes necessarily are also.

 

[PITA]

who'd have thought a teacher , craving attention ?!

were you into amateur dramatics at school by any chance ?!!

lol lol lol

You're calling someone out for attention seeking. Now I've heard it all.

 

[Frang]

You're calling someone out for attention seeking. Now I've heard it all.

I'm 100% correct tho

 

[Tipp blue]

Old world monkeys are a sister group to apes, which combined form a sister group to the new world monkeys which are positioned further up the cladogram. (I.e. old world monkeys are more closely related to apes than they are to the new world monkeys, thus if new world monkeys are considered monkeys, apes necessarily are also.

Nah lad

 

[Lickle eric]

Old world monkeys are a sister group to apes, which combined form a sister group to the new world monkeys which are positioned further up the cladogram. (I.e. old world monkeys are more closely related to apes than they are to the new world monkeys, thus if new world monkeys are considered monkeys, apes necessarily are also.

Whats a gibbon then gibbon

 

[Tipp blue]

Whats a gibbon then gibbon

Gibbons are lesser apes. Definitely not monkeys.

 

[PITA]

I'm 100% correct tho

So am I.