minor things that make you fume

[gonetomorrow]

Anyone who still talks about being hard or fighting when they’re older than 21

Nothing worse than seeing a bunch of bald thirty somethings dancing on pavements in a "scrap".

 

[Howards tipple]

Being in a rush and calling at McDonalds drive through only to be sent to the 'Parking Grill Bay' which you know is going to take forever..

 

[summerisle]

The prevalence of the word newbie ; I hate it, goodnight.

 

[chango]

Blokes who can afford to travel to European away games for a few days on the ale. Something goes wrong and suddenly there's a campaign / cry for help in the in the echo.

How is it you can blow grands on travel, tickets and ale but can't spend less than a tenner on travel insurance?

I appreciate there are exceptions always but 9 times out of 10 I read these stories with little to zero sympathy

 

[GwladysPhil]

Blokes who can afford to travel to European away games for a few days on the ale. Something goes wrong and suddenly there's a campaign / cry for help in the in the echo.

How is it you can blow grands on travel, tickets and ale but can't spend less than a tenner on travel insurance?

I appreciate there are exceptions always but 9 times out of 10 I read these stories with little to zero sympathy

That kopite who went "missing" in madrid. Had the whole city spreading the message.

Turns out he was arrested for assaulting an officer... how was he not able to make one phone call by the police to let his family know? Oh yeah they where out on the lash.

Still keep seeing people saying stuff like "thank god he's found give him a hug from me"

 

[chrismpw]

Just turned my ankle over quite badly , playing walking footie. Was in good form too. Now for a fortnight of agonised limping ffs.

 

[chrismpw]

And another thing....

Reporters who write a headline and a lengthy subheading and then repeat the subheading with perhaps 1 word changed, in the first paragraph.

The media us littered with it. Lazy, lazy journalism and editing. Do your job properly ffs. You're ridiculing your public school education.

 

[Jimishorts]

Just turned my ankle over quite badly , playing walking footie

Sure it wasn’t raving at your festival?

 

[Frang]

Just turned my ankle over quite badly , playing walking footie. Was in good form too. Now for a fortnight of agonised limping ffs.

I'm sure you'l come up with some ingenious splint made from a boat oar or sumink

 

[chrismpw]

Sure it wasn’t raving at your festival?

Raving? I think at one point my finger was moving in time with the music. I only ever have danced to the Oysterband or the Levellers, and neither of them were there. They hit my resonant frequency.

 

[chrismpw]

I'm sure you'l come up with some ingenious splint made from a boat oar or sumink

I don't want anything that will help. I might lose any sympathy from Mrs Chrismpw if I'm not in total agony. Even then it's not guaranteed.

 

[mawders]

Just turned my ankle over quite badly , playing walking footie. Was in good form too. Now for a fortnight of agonised limping ffs.

I had some ligament trouble last year. Continued to run through it and broke down. A few months later I'm running fine, with no pain. I played footy once and my foot felt like it was flopping off. Footy career over despite running /walking fine

 

[chrismpw]

I had some ligament trouble last year. Continued to run through it and broke down. A few months later I'm running fine, with no pain. I played footy once and my foot felt like it was flopping off. Footy career over despite running /walking fine

I did far worse when I was around 20 on my other ankle. That recovered in time. Hopefully this will too. Felt nauseous when it happened though. Not as painful as when I did my acl though. Blimey that was regrettable.

 

[tungetango]

Accidentally making a split screen on the phone and randomly press on everything to get it back to normal

 

[Tipp blue]

People who see an ape and call it a monkey.