minor things that make you fume

[ClausThomsen]

Members of this fine forum who seem incapable of making the distinction between Keane and Kean. It's really not that difficult

 

[summerisle]

People who pronounce new as noo.

 

[Toast]

Cracking player was Roy Keen.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Cracking player was Roy Keen.

Good pundit as well.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Cracking player was Roy Keen.

Only just noticed what you did there.

 

[Toast]

Mate of mine hurt his back working in warehouse at work.
Rested and came back.
Hurt it again and went off sick.

They have now found a tumour in his spine..
And one in his kidney and one in his lungs..
The spine tumour means he can't walk right now.. if ever.

He's arranged early retirement and a move to live in France as well next year.

Life just takes the piss out of the good guys.

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

Mate of mine hurt his back working in warehouse at work.
Rested and came back.
Hurt it again and went off sick.

They have now found a tumour in his spine..
And one in his kidney and one in his lungs..
The spine tumour means he can't walk right now.. if ever.

He's arranged early retirement and a move to live in France as well next year.

Life just takes the piss out of the good guys.

Sorry to hear that, mate.

 

[GwladysPhil]

Had tô be a grass and report a bar nearby to the council for taking the mic with music volume.

Randomly some nights it'll be too loud and can hear it over the TV up to eleven on a week night.

 

[Toast]

Had tô be a grass and report a bar nearby to the council for taking the mic with music volume.

Randomly some nights it'll be too loud and can hear it over the TV up to eleven on a week night.

I'd grass then good style mate.

 

[GwladysPhil]

I'd grass then good style mate.

I'll see what the council do if not I'll end up going round and embrass the vegan looking freaks..

 

[Toast]

I'll see what the council do if not I'll end up going round and embrass the vegan looking freaks..

The council are bad snides for this.
Recording stuff etc.

I had murder about 2 years ago, down South though, and they were ace in jibbing it off.

 

[blue4eva77]

Realizing there is no toilet roll in a public bathroom.

 

[Walken]

Anyone who non-ironically uses the term “snowflake” to describe anything other that a literal snowflake

Yep, an immediate eye roll inducer no matter who is making the point or what it is about

 

[Baines' left foot]

My housemate is thick as mince. She leaves every single light on in the house, kitchen, lounge, bathroom, toilet etc. except the only light that has to be kept on i.e. in the shower room. As soon as she walks out she turns it off and the extractor fan with it. I've told her countless times and she acts all surpised like it's the first time she's heard such logic. The mould has grown hugely since she's been here.

Shared housing is so gash.

 

[davids]

Gifting...forever home,all the rubbish that's drifting into a language that was doing OK until twenty or so years ago.