minor things that make you fume

[EvertonCJ]

Good evening cj how are you doing today buddy.

I'm very well, thank you mate. How are you this evening?

 

[carlos21]

I'm very well, thank you mate. How are you this evening?

Good buddy.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Always think that satan has probably picked up some design tips from airports. Terrible places. And always so warm!

had a room mate in Uni who's dad was an airport planner - what a job title.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Or at a meeting on the toilet.

Like a video conference except the others don't know that you're on the toilet?
Unless they're all on the toilet too but you wouldn't know that.
Anyway, they'd have to be as twisted as you, or me............. or something.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

When you click on the 'dead' thread and see 7 pages of postings, thinking "its Phil the greek" or even someone off Corrie or Brookside from the golden age.... then you find its some playwright or worse still a member of a jarg heavy metal band..... 7 pages wasted..... who cares?

 

[Baines' left foot]

The list is endless mate!! Check in online to then still stand in ‘kin’ que when you get there.

When the plane stops and everyone stands up straight away.

 

[davids]

Funeral plan ads,they dominate TV these days,in the small print if you pop your clogs on holiday,your back to being a burden.so never leave home...ever!

 

[LEONARD]

Blokes (because it is men) laden down with large mountaineering rucksacks, festooned with tin drinking cups, Kendall mint cake, and patches of the world stitched on.

Perfectly kosher if you are about to ascend K2, silly if you are travelling 3 stops on Merseyrail.

 

[COYBL25]

Blokes (because it is men) laden down with large mountaineering rucksacks, festooned with tin drinking cups, Kendall mint cake, and patches of the world stitched on.

Perfectly kosher if you are about to ascend K2, silly if you are travelling 3 stops on Merseyrail.

The likes of Bowness on Windermere is full of them, male and female.

Full Mountain Equipment rig out, complete with boots and gaiters, just to walk around the shops and feed the ducks.

I`d happily launch every one of them into the lake.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Blokes (because it is men) laden down with large mountaineering rucksacks, festooned with tin drinking cups, Kendall mint cake, and patches of the world stitched on.

Perfectly kosher if you are about to ascend K2, silly if you are travelling 3 stops on Merseyrail.

Whenever I’m back home I see people walking on the Wirral Way with mountaineering walking sticks etc.

 

[LostLegend]

The likes of Bowness on Windermere is full of them, male and female.

Full Mountain Equipment rig out, complete with boots and gaiters, just to walk around the shops and feed the ducks.

I`d happily launch every one of them into the lake.

Reminds me of cyclists you get along those family cycle trails in Wales dressed like they’re competing in the Tour de France.

It’s a 2 mile flat trail around a lake Dave, you don’t need the spandex outfit and a £900 mountain bike ffs.

 

[Nymzee]

The likes of Bowness on Windermere is full of them, male and female.

Full Mountain Equipment rig out, complete with boots and gaiters, just to walk around the shops and feed the ducks.

I`d happily launch every one of them into the lake.

Isn't a lake

 

[TowerToffee]

Isn't a lake

That's a mere technicality

 

[Billysgingham.]

People who crack chewing gum when they are standing behind me in a queue, happen today in a shop in Preston 4 times the witch cracked it.

 

[LEONARD]

Whenever I’m back home I see people walking on the Wirral Way with mountaineering walking sticks etc.

Hordes of pensioners set off from West Kirby library, armed with every manner of extreme outdoor tech.

I hope they make it back safe from the walk to Hilbre Island.