Takes allsorts mate.
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minor things that make you fume
- Thread starter moosed
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You’ve got form for this TBF Chris. You poured beer in your shoes last summer, and now this.
Just dropped me retainer down the loo mid piss.
sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
Nerd
Popped when I stuck it in boiling water too. Nightmare.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
My family refer to me as 'the poop magnet'. due to my remarkable abilty to step in it at all times almost even when there is none present!
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
My wife reckons I have the 'reverse Midas touch', everything I handle turns to s**t.
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
Being old. I want to live like a 28 year-old but my 40 year-old body doesn't allow it.
GwladysPhil
Player Valuation: £35m
Weird stuff like this
Social media stunt aparantly.
Texas ice cream licker jailed for social media joke
A social media video showed D'Adrien Anderson licking ice cream and putting it back.
www.bbc.co.uk
Social media stunt aparantly.
For purposes of health information (Coronavirus, flu etc.) the Government describes over 60s as 'elderly and frail'
Yet this same Government says that people should be capable of working until they are 68.
Yet this same Government says that people should be capable of working until they are 68.
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
I was still playing football at 40. Didn't feel old 'till I packed in golf at 79.
People calling Jaffa Cakes cakes when we all know they are biscuits !
Mcdrewson
Home and dry
1) absolute jarg boozers - I’m unfortunately in one.
2) becoming an absolute fat feck - in fairness, I could do something about that.
3) WiFi speed in ours.
4) Fellas at the bar talking about how hard they are - reason I have walked from my local to this naff pub full of coke-fuelled spam javs.
5) The news full of Coronavirus. Bored now.
6) Audi drivers trying to take the mantle of BMW drivers. I’d like an Audi, but don’t want to be branded an extremity.
7) Fruit machines.
8) Adverts on Classic FM
9) Chronic lethargy
10) Kopites
2) becoming an absolute fat feck - in fairness, I could do something about that.
3) WiFi speed in ours.
4) Fellas at the bar talking about how hard they are - reason I have walked from my local to this naff pub full of coke-fuelled spam javs.
5) The news full of Coronavirus. Bored now.
6) Audi drivers trying to take the mantle of BMW drivers. I’d like an Audi, but don’t want to be branded an extremity.
7) Fruit machines.
8) Adverts on Classic FM
9) Chronic lethargy
10) Kopites
so have enjoyed FIFA video games (con cerveza) for fun. this year's sucked. tons of bugs, issues, clear almost no effort made for offline/single player. Player Carrer mode remains absolutely unplayable.
Final kick in the groin this week.
Guarani, my side down here went to the semifinals of the Copa Libertadores in 2015, playing David to several Goliaths, and were stripped of their best players in the aftermath by larger clubs. They've rebuilt. Had to battle in this year, including knocking off Corinthians of Sao Paulo (again, did it in 2015. this year, the Corinthian's front three combined weekly wage would cover the entirety of Guarani for two months) along the way.
First match played this week, Guarani win, 2-0 and sit (temporarily) atop Group B.
They are not in the FIFA Copa Libertadores game.
Palestino (Chile), the team they defeated in the final qualifying/play-in round are. At a glance, seems about 10 also-rans from countries whose leagues are not in the game (Paraguay, Ecuador, etc) were added as swap-in/swap out options created specifically for the Copa Libertadores tourney. But not a team actually IN the tournament.
So the notion of knocking back watery South American lager and guiding the Aurinegro to glory went about as well as the last minutes of the EFC/Manure match.
At least the PS4 has another 50gb or so of available hard drive real estate.
Final kick in the groin this week.
Guarani, my side down here went to the semifinals of the Copa Libertadores in 2015, playing David to several Goliaths, and were stripped of their best players in the aftermath by larger clubs. They've rebuilt. Had to battle in this year, including knocking off Corinthians of Sao Paulo (again, did it in 2015. this year, the Corinthian's front three combined weekly wage would cover the entirety of Guarani for two months) along the way.
First match played this week, Guarani win, 2-0 and sit (temporarily) atop Group B.
They are not in the FIFA Copa Libertadores game.
Palestino (Chile), the team they defeated in the final qualifying/play-in round are. At a glance, seems about 10 also-rans from countries whose leagues are not in the game (Paraguay, Ecuador, etc) were added as swap-in/swap out options created specifically for the Copa Libertadores tourney. But not a team actually IN the tournament.
So the notion of knocking back watery South American lager and guiding the Aurinegro to glory went about as well as the last minutes of the EFC/Manure match.
At least the PS4 has another 50gb or so of available hard drive real estate.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Had a haircut yesterday, was forced to listen to two women barbers speak bubbles about star signs for fifteen minutes. They then proceeded to argue against all the people who were hoarding bog rolls, pasta etc., before both finally admitting they had bought 'just a few extra bits and bobs'. It's a good job they're cheap.