Visit Symonds Yat for a walk. Car park owned by the forestry commission. Amidst the plethora of 'no this, no that, no enjoying, no scratching your arse' signs there's a single point for pay and display or pay via website details, 5 minutes walk from the car.
Website not working on account of no phone reception - its remote did you're in woods, who'd a thought. Despite this the wife tries for 10 minutes to no avail. I'm holding the hot pies we bought from a local butchers for lunch.
5 minutes walk back to the car to find a fiver's worth of effing COINS ONLY beneath the seats. 5 minutes back to the machine, 5 minutes back to the car to put the ticket in, 5 minutes back to the pay point to start the walk.
Our pies are cold now, we feel as though the walk has been done. Why are we putting up with paying to park anyway? I've been to no other countries so obsessed with milking the public to visit attractions created millions of years ago by nature ffs. Five effing quid to have your car sat doing nothing for a few hours.