minor things that make you fume

[JimmyJeffers]

Had a spicy salami pizza on Friday night and they cooked it hotter than the sun. It burned the roof of my mouth off ffs

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Underwear. As in stuff for me.

I am very fussy, will only go for a woven boxer but they have to look nice.

Why do most pieces of underwear have the makers name on the elastic band??

I have a weird aversion, maybe even a phobia of labels so having the name of a company above my wanger knocks me sick.

Also who exactly is this done for??? It's hardly prime advertising real estate!

Cos is the place to go mate. Hate a makers label on my shreddies.

 

[Blues Harp]

"It is what it is"
"University of life"
"School of hard knocks*"
"In the real world"
Oh dear.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Every time a team has been promoted to the Prem and not spent decent money, they're slagged off to death for thinking they can avoid relegation etc.

But for some reason this year, all the media are wanking themselves in to a coma over Norwich. Despite the fact they are plopping straight back down.

 

[Tea_drinker]

Idiots who think they are immune from life cos they bore everyone in a gym.

People who dont recognise the lust for life that others have.

 

[gonetomorrow]

You buy a new peanut butter - 100% peanuts - get it home and it's all oily inside. You have to stir it with a knife every time you use it. It's now sitting upside down in the fridge in an attempt to thicken it up. I'm not optimistic. I'm annoyed at myself really as it happened before when I veered off the Sun-Pat route..

 

[Giri]

Losing my passport, using my dowsing pendulum to try and find it, then losing the pendulum.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Construction work on the back of our apartment block started this week. 14 floors of scaffolding being erected outside me living room (we're on the ground floor) from 7 in the morning every day.

 

[zzr45]

Working with utter bootlickers.

 

[Papa Shango]

People who dont recognise the lust for life that others have.

Surely this would depend on how you define life?

 

[Brendan Janus]

Construction work on the back of our apartment block started this week. 14 floors of scaffolding being erected outside me living room (we're on the ground floor) from 7 in the morning every day.

lol

You should be up anyway you lazy get !!

 

[Papa Shango]

Construction work on the back of our apartment block started this week. 14 floors of scaffolding being erected outside me living room (we're on the ground floor) from 7 in the morning every day.

Who doesn't enjoy a good erection first thing in the morning?

 

[PITA]

You buy a new peanut butter - 100% peanuts - get it home and it's all oily inside. You have to stir it with a knife every time you use it. It's now sitting upside down in the fridge in an attempt to thicken it up. I'm not optimistic. I'm annoyed at myself really as it happened before when I veered off the Sun-Pat route..

People who think that peanut butter is food.

 

[PITA]

When, in cricket, there is a review for LBW and even a blind man can see that the ball was nowhere near the bat but the 3rd umpire goes to snicko.

 

[carlos21]

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Cos is the place to go mate. Hate a makers label on my shreddies.

Been sick again mate.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Been sick again mate.

Very sorry to hear that mate. Hope you’re feeling better soon