gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
White Merc hatchback with personalised numberplate parked half on the pavement while driver in white trainers with blond ponytail gets out and rushes into tanning salon eyes glued to mobile while bearded boyfriend in grey marl joggers lounges against car also on mobile and honking of aftershave that stinks like extra-strength toilet freshener..............
Welcome to the street scene outside my window anytime, any day.
Welcome to the street scene outside my window anytime, any day.