minor things that make you fume

[chicoazul]

That plastic wrapping that everything comes in these days that scissors won't cut through and you lose two digits trying to slice open with a knife.

Horrid stuff.

 

[Sapie88]

That plastic wrapping that everything comes in these days that scissors won't cut through and you lose two digits trying to slice open with a knife.

Horrid stuff.

I think the aim is to put your fingers in and pull it apart (Ooer!) it just never happens though and you end up with sliced fingers and shards of plastic under your finger nails.

 

[Fuleco]

Uptown Funk. I shouldn't like it, but I properly love it and it making me fume.

Why shouldn't you like it?

Its boss.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Kill the lot of them!!! We'll call you the cereal killer.

Cereal Jokes on the go hey ! Milk it for what its worth.

 

[cosmo]

"happy new year"

 

[evertoniandy]

When you give the company from which you've made a purchase, instructions to give the delivery company your phone number, as the flat buzzer doesn't work, only to go down to the front door to find a little red leaflet saying "Please provide a number to arrange redelivery".

Suck my balls. Pricks.

Added to this that as I got downstairs to stick my number in the window for said delivery tosser, I saw the van drive away.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Waiting in a queue to get off the A406 for half an hour because literally about 30 cars pushed in to the front of the queue.

Selfish southern bell ends.

 

[Sapie88]

Watching Magic Mike with the missus, cos she's not well. FFS.

 

[Brad McEachern]

Intentional fouling in basketball, especially by a team that's down by close to 10 with less then two minutes to go in the game. Your not coming back in the game so get on with it and end the game already FFS.

 

[COYBL25]

Adults who call their parents " Mummy and Daddy " - usually a sign of past attendance at Public School.

 

[dubfade]

whenever anything, e.g. a film, is described as 'a triumph'.

makes me shiver every time.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

People who just leave their kids to scream and cry in public places. Not like babies for example but more spoilt brat kids - good old slap on the arse will sort it.

*The mother should get the slap on the rear end if she is decent*

 

[Ashtonian]

People who just leave their kids to scream and cry in public places. Not like babies for example but more spoilt brat kids - good old slap on the arse will sort it.

Quickest way to a call from social services lol

 

[The Cowboy]

Our phone number is almost the same as the local hardware store, just we have 744 at the end and they have 774 so we get a lot of wrong calls.

I usually answer "sorry you have the wrong number" and give them the correct one even if I've run halfway across the house to answer. Most people apologise for the confusion and I've had friendly chats with the occasional one but some ******* just hang up. Don't get me started on those that redial the same number...

Too much fun to be had there. If they're asking to see if something is in stock, tell them yes, but someone called about it too this morning so if they want it they should get down here pronto, you'll put it behind the counter. Maybe even take a wander down the shop and watch the hilarity ensue.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Adults who call their parents " Mummy and Daddy " - usually a sign of past attendance at Public School.

In which case, they are probably making up the lost time of never having seen their parents when they were children.