minor things that make you fume

[Deleted member 24970]

Quickest way to a call from social services lol

Thats the problem mate, a clip around the ear is a quick way to a criminal record. It never did me any harm but the old slipper to the arse hurt

 

[RAFUH]

Quickest way to a call from social services lol

My mom was sneaky. She would take ahold of your arm and it all looked innocent enough to outsiders, but her nails where dug into your arm. Squawk about it and they just went deeper.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Thats the problem mate, a clip around the ear is a quick way to a criminal record. It never did me any harm but the old slipper to the arse hurt

...."an old slipper"....that is no way to talk of Stevie G.

 

[Titus Bramble]

I work with this bird and she's very materialistic. This doesn't really bother me in itself, but she's on the bones of her arse as she keeps telling us and is struggling to pay bills etc yet she came into work gloating today that she'd just bought an Apple TV. No wonder she's bloody skint.

 

[COYBL25]

I work with this bird and she's very materialistic. This doesn't really bother me in itself, but she's on the bones of her arse as she keeps telling us and is struggling to pay bills etc yet she came into work gloating today that she'd just bought an Apple TV. No wonder she's bloody skint.

She,ll have no carpet on the floor or stairs of her house , one of them mad Japanese fighting dogs that lives in the yard without a kennel and has an unsettling way of staring at you / blocking you're way when you try to walk past it .

 

[heatmeiser]

People that pronounce 'cache' as 'cash-shay'.

Utter whiffers.

 

[The Cowboy]

People that pronounce 'cache' as 'cash-shay'.

Utter whiffers.

Americans then.

 

[heatmeiser]

Americans then.

Mainly, but the guy that just came over to my desk and said it was from Rochdale.

 

[The Cowboy]

Mainly, but the guy that just came over to my desk and said it was from Rochdale.

Are you an arms dealer?

 

[heatmeiser]

Are you an arms dealer?

I work for [redacted] in [redacted] doing [redacted] for a few high profile [redacted].

 

[bol-uk]

 

[Caso01]

Said a while back on this thread, the thing that makes me fume more than anything is when someone parks over my drive.
Happened again just then when the missus was trying to go out in a rush.
After knocking on a few doors ,couldn't find the culptrit, his door was unlocked so I took the handbrake off and moved it 100 yards down the road.

Seriously though imagine if I had to get the little one to hospital or something, proper winds me up

 

[COYBL25]

When one of the windows of the car in front opens and out comes a full load of crap from McDonalds straight onto the road. How about keeping it in the car and stopping at a roadside bin instead ?

Only trumped by people who fly tip on country roads etc.

You've done the hard bit by getting the crap into the car / van. Why not drive it to the tip, rather than driving out of your way to some country road in the middle of nowhere ?

 

[l4toffee]

When one of the windows of the car in front opens and out comes a full load of crap from McDonalds straight onto the road. How about keeping it in the car and stopping at a roadside bin instead ?

Only trumped by people who fly tip on country roads etc.

You've done the hard bit by getting the crap into the car / van. Why not drive it to the tip, rather than driving out of your way to some country road in the middle of nowhere ?

its tramp behaviour mate

 

[Bluejelly12]

When after being dragged around the supermarket for what seems like for ever, the only glimmer of joy on the horizon is getting your shopping scanned by one of the young nubile female till jockeys and enjoying a quiet blimp whilst the missus is busy packing away...oh no my son, not today.
Our maud scans up and down the tills to find the oldest, most reptilian looking, most sour faced checkout woman in the shop.
Even when the fitties have hardly any queue compared to the one she's chosen, it's as if she can read my mind....Devvoed isn't the word!