minor things that make you fume

[LinekersLegs]

Our phone number is almost the same as the local hardware store, just we have 744 at the end and they have 774 so we get a lot of wrong calls.

I usually answer "sorry you have the wrong number" and give them the correct one even if I've run halfway across the house to answer. Most people apologise for the confusion and I've had friendly chats with the occasional one but some ******* just hang up. Don't get me started on those that redial the same number...

 

[Adam_EFC]

I have a really irrational hatred of plastic cutlery, plastic cups and plastic plates (unless you have a little family buffet going on).

I'm a grown f*cking man and I'll eat from a grown man's plate using a proper f*cking fork and knife or spoon and drinking from a grown man's glass. If you give me a child's utensils to eat then [Poor language removed] you and your sh*tty cutlery and stick them up your backside.

 

[Boss_Blue]

People saying 'see you next year' at work (meaning tomorrow).


Tits.

 

[rascal]

Fireworks still going on even though it's 25 minutes past midnight. FFS STFU

 

[cooperman]

Our phone number is almost the same as the local hardware store, just we have 744 at the end and they have 774 so we get a lot of wrong calls.

I usually answer "sorry you have the wrong number" and give them the correct one even if I've run halfway across the house to answer. Most people apologise for the confusion and I've had friendly chats with the occasional one but some ******* just hang up. Don't get me started on those that redial the same number...

I had someone once ring up for a gas fitter. When I said they had the wrong number the replied 'well this is the number I've got written down' as if to try and win the argument, and they were dead off with me. [Poor language removed] idiots.

 

[rascal]

Booking a 6 week trip a couple of months ago, only to then want to go in completely the opposite direction.

 

[BoysInBlue]

I'm afraid I'm still fuming about whoever keeps letting their dog poo in my front garden. Selfish gets.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I've got this really annoying neighbour who keeps perving at me with his binoculars while I undress. Anyway, I've been making sure my dog poo's in his front garden every morning. That'll teach him.

 

[Sapie88]

Uptown Funk. I shouldn't like it, but I properly love it and it making me fume.

 

[Maxwell]

I've just walked past that cereal cafe in Shoreditch and there's a queue out the door and down the street.

At 3pm. In the rain. To eat cereal.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I've just walked past that cereal cafe in Shoreditch and there's a queue out the door and down the street.

At 3pm. In the rain. To eat cereal.

Kill the lot of them!!! We'll call you the cereal killer.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Culchies in general

 

[cronullasharks]

When a fly gets in your car and you can't get rid of it

 

[cronullasharks]

And those jars you need a knife to pop the lid open, feels like you're gonna stab your own hand.

 

[Ashtonian]

People shopping at the lat minute in supermarkets before christmas and new year.

I can understand leaving the important shopping until then, or last minute party or ale etc but you get people there just randomly shopping at 4pm on christmas eve! ffs buy yoghurts the day before.