minor things that make you fume

[Johnniepk]

Johnnie, the website you need is sales@helpinghand.co.uk

Thanks. I could do with easyup too!!

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

People who walk their dogs on those long retractable leads, a lad and his bird walking by the kerb with a wire stretched across the footpath with their dog on the other end sniffing piss on the wall, am I suppose to wait or 'kin skip, standing there while they reel it in like a fish then chuckle and say 'sorry mate'

 

[PITA]

People who walk their dogs on those long retractable leads, a lad and his bird walking by the kerb with a wire stretched across the footpath with their dog on the other end sniffing piss on the wall, am I suppose to wait or 'kin skip, standing there while they reel it in like a fish then chuckle and say 'sorry mate'

Might I suggest that you carry a pair of scissors.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Just been to bring the wheelie bin in and it's missing. Collection was only this morning as well.

Hoping it's fell into the back of the truck and we get a free replacement. If I end up having to pay for someone else taking it then I'm making sure I cost the council at least 10 times the amount in cost and time with various unrelated petty complaints.

 

[Leylo]

My lad tested positive for covi19 no symptoms, me and my missus having to isolate for ten days, both of us looking out the window before depressed when we heard him singing in his room, we both wanted to kick his head in lol

 

[kev]

My lad tested positive for covi19 no symptoms, me and my missus having to isolate for ten days, both of us looking out the window before depressed when we heard him singing in his room, we both wanted to kick his head in lol

Just join in with his singing. It will relieve the boredom for you and your Mrs. AND it's guaranteed to royally p*ss him off.
Win win!

 

[Brendan Janus]

My lad tested positive for covi19 no symptoms, me and my missus having to isolate for ten days, both of us looking out the window before depressed when we heard him singing in his room, we both wanted to kick his head in lol

Go out, hands face space, simple really !!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

People who walk their dogs on those long retractable leads, a lad and his bird walking by the kerb with a wire stretched across the footpath with their dog on the other end sniffing piss on the wall, am I suppose to wait or 'kin skip, standing there while they reel it in like a fish then chuckle and say 'sorry mate'

those things can give you rope burn behind the knees if you get caught up in them too! Dont understand why people think its ok to use them and its invariably with a badly behaved dog that would pull them all over the place on a proper lead so they use the flexi lead as a way to abdicate their need to train their pet!! Fuming again now....

 

[Blues Harp]

That stupid pout thing people do in selfies.....whoever started it should be taken out and shot.

 

[degsy]

1970; we turn out arguably the best team and football ever seen, win the league, in the end, at a canter.
Leeds...dirty, dirty 'kin Leeds. Lose the league, FA Cup final after a dirty replay, get knocked out of the european cup.
Manager of the Year; Don 'kin Revie
Player of the year; Billy-little gobshight-Bremner.
Still fumin me

 

[Gwladysover]

Country in lockdown it’s freezing cold and people turning up next door for a barbecue.

 

[Leylo]

Country in lockdown it’s freezing cold and people turning up next door for a barbecue.

Ffs,give up me

 

[WA Toffee]

When you have had a couple of beers and go into the Everton forum and have to force yourself not to call out all the idiots that think they know better than Carlo. I really want to give them dogs abuse but know I will regret being that person in the morning.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Just been to bring the wheelie bin in and it's missing. Collection was only this morning as well.

Hoping it's fell into the back of the truck and we get a free replacement. If I end up having to pay for someone else taking it then I'm making sure I cost the council at least 10 times the amount in cost and time with various unrelated petty complaints.

Bin turned up so it looks like an innocent mistake. Money saved....

Just been to pick Mrs.CT up from work and had a flat - great big bloody bolt/nail stuck in the tyre. I'm destined to spend money on something I really don't want to.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Flat cap wearing bellends.