minor things that make you fume

[Jamo Martinez]

Not being able to sync my car clock with the radio when they do the beeps on the hour .. my clock always seems to be 1 seconds off either way no matter how many times I try

beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeep

arrrggghh!

I'm imagining you saying that like George Costanza.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It should be permissable for any man, women or child to be clotheslined upon trying to get on a train while people are getting off.

I used to get this almost every day on the London Underground. Eventually you get fed up and just barge your way through.

 

[Blueclouds]

My neighbour parking his car outside my house when he got his own driveway.

 

[larbert toffee]

My neighbour parking his car outside my house when he got his own driveway.

Not on, hanging offence.

 

[gonetomorrow]

My neighbour parking his car outside my house when he got his own driveway.

Give me fifty quid and I'll go round and give him a slap.

 

[Ray Purchase]

My neighbour parking his car outside my house when he got his own driveway.

Show restraint, kindness, and love.

LET DOWN ALL FOUR TYRES, AND POUR A BIG TIN OF PAINT STRIPPER OVER THE ROOF.

 

[longers]

Cutting up chillis, forgetting to wash your hands then rubbing eyes with your chilli hands.

 

[chrismpw]

Cutting up chillis, forgetting to wash your hands then rubbing eyes with your chilli hands.

Its a right of passage for any budding cook!

 

[PhilM]

Cutting up chillis, forgetting to wash your hands then rubbing eyes with your chilli hands.

Better than touching your phallus.

 

[lancs blue]

Neighbours who put their heads over fences.

 

[chrismpw]

Neighbours who put their heads over fences.

You are permitted to trim any overhanging organic matter so long as you throw the cuttings back over the fence.

 

[Ray Purchase]

This stinking horrible weekend.

 

[Nymzee]

Someone on my street has regular house parties and tonight, for some reason, is another. Normally they blast out some right bangers but tonight? Adele, full volume, all the hits. Bloody Nora.

 

[Kurt.]

Having to get up stupid o clock this morning to drive 2 hours to sit a pointless exam and then drive home again… ON MY DAY OFF FFS !!!!

 

[cronullasharks]

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