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minor things that make you fume

Parcel warriors. My bird is a nightmare for ordering stuff but the lad who delivers is brutal, "will you take this in for some door in Dovecot lad?" I'm too polite yeah sound mate is he gonna get the bus here or do I have to drive it round later you absolute helmet stop knocking at my door even if it's for us I'm sick of it, I'm sick of your face I'm sick of trying to have a lie in and hearing a van door slam knowing full well you'll just knock here this isn't a Royal Mail sorting house you absolute beaut.




"Babe can you go the post office and send these asos parcels back none of the 500 quids worth of clothes I've ordered fit, I've sent you the codes" "Yeah course babe"

Absolute mug me.
 
DavidH said:
Parcel warriors. My bird is a nightmare for ordering stuff but the lad who delivers is brutal, "will you take this in for some door in Dovecot lad?" I'm too polite yeah sound mate is he gonna get the bus here or do I have to drive it round later you absolute helmet stop knocking at my door even if it's for us I'm sick of it, I'm sick of your face I'm sick of trying to have a lie in and hearing a van door slam knowing full well you'll just knock here this isn't a Royal Mail sorting house you absolute beaut.




"Babe can you go the post office and send these asos parcels back none of the 500 quids worth of clothes I've ordered fit, I've sent you the codes" "Yeah course babe"

Absolute mug me.
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Oh god i hate that.

They normally buy 2 sizes of everything they order "im in between sizes and im not sure if they are a small fit"
Koff, go the shop try them on and then buy what fits FFS woman
 
DavidH said:
Parcel warriors. My bird is a nightmare for ordering stuff but the lad who delivers is brutal, "will you take this in for some door in Dovecot lad?" I'm too polite yeah sound mate is he gonna get the bus here or do I have to drive it round later you absolute helmet stop knocking at my door even if it's for us I'm sick of it, I'm sick of your face I'm sick of trying to have a lie in and hearing a van door slam knowing full well you'll just knock here this isn't a Royal Mail sorting house you absolute beaut.




"Babe can you go the post office and send these asos parcels back none of the 500 quids worth of clothes I've ordered fit, I've sent you the codes" "Yeah course babe"

Absolute mug me.
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There’s always people returning a load of clothes holding up the line at H&M etc. Is weird.
 
JLW said:
Oh god i hate that.

They normally buy 2 sizes of everything they order "im in between sizes and im not sure if they are a small fit"
Koff, go the shop try them on and then buy what fits FFS woman
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Ever stood in Zara in town with your bird? I remember being a kid and me mum would go in Marks & Spencer, leave me stood there for days and buy nothing but some shortbread for me nan after trying on every item of clothing this side of the Middle East. Zara though..... No problem whatsoever babe you try stuff on from wherever you want use my card I'll happily stand here and blimp every single fit bird in Liverpool no drama fancy a Yo Sushi in a bit after I've ripped my Johnson into a thousand pieces?

Nah, she's onto it though. "Babe I've just bought a house on Klarna pass me diet coke if you're walking past the fridge" despite me being further away from the fridge than she is. The internet has made all types really lazy. I'm typing this with one eye open.
 

JimmyJeffers said:
There’s always people returning a load of clothes holding up the line at H&M etc. Is weird.
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I know, you try using customer service in any retail store after Christmas. You might as well have played Tom Hanks in Castaway.

Just gonna start standing there shouting Wilson dead loud until someone comes over "is everything ok sir?" "Yeah can I just return this trolley load of clothes for my bird please" while all the other long bearded dishevelled men stand there in awe
 
Matty having a picture of him and his missus on this makes me laugh. Lovely looking couple wish them nothing but the best x

But I can imagine my missus "what are you doing on a footy forum you bad gimp, oh is that me? No don't use that one here'yaar use this one" "yeah but it's just you" "it's better than that tv nonce" "He isn't a nonce" "you never know, anyway does me bum look big in this?"

MINEFIELD
 

DavidH said:
Ever stood in Zara in town with your bird? I remember being a kid and me mum would go in Marks & Spencer, leave me stood there for days and buy nothing but some shortbread for me nan after trying on every item of clothing this side of the Middle East. Zara though..... No problem whatsoever babe you try stuff on from wherever you want use my card I'll happily stand here and blimp every single fit bird in Liverpool no drama fancy a Yo Sushi in a bit after I've ripped my Johnson into a thousand pieces?

Nah, she's onto it though. "Babe I've just bought a house on Klarna pass me diet coke if you're walking past the fridge" despite me being further away from the fridge than she is. The internet has made all types really lazy. I'm typing this with one eye open.
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Haha, has bird ever said "why are you rushing me" when waiting for her to get ready?

"Rushing you!, you've known about this wedding for 12 months" Btw you only have to throw your dress on, the rest has been done by someone else, hair make up nails etc..
 
JLW said:
Haha, has bird ever said "why are you rushing me" when waiting for her to get ready?

"Rushing you!, you've known about this wedding for 12 months" Btw you only have to throw your dress on, the rest has been done by someone else, hair make up nails etc..
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"We need to leave in half an hour get up" sound, showered clobber on ready to go .......

"Am I booking this Uber or what?" "I'm curling my hair, should I wear this or do you think it's too dressy"

Snakes with breasts
 
The wife said the living room could do with decorating, ok says I, we then spent 2 full days looking for wallpaper and paint. Bought 4 paint testers. So we wouldn’t be able to see the 4 testers on the wall we took down a large print and tested the paint behind it. She didn’t like any of them so she said feck it we’ll leave things as they are, can’t be arsed, great I thought and put the print back on the wall, and would you believe it one of the colours I painted on the wall stuck out from the side of the print, so have to decorate after all gutted.
 
Nobby Nobbs said:
The wife said the living room could do with decorating, ok says I, we then spent 2 full days looking for wallpaper and paint. Bought 4 paint testers. So we wouldn’t be able to see the 4 testers on the wall we took down a large print and tested the paint behind it. She didn’t like any of them so she said feck it we’ll leave things as they are, can’t be arsed, great I thought and put the print back on the wall, and would you believe it one of the colours I painted on the wall stuck out from the side of the print, so have to decorate after all gutted.
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Buy a bigger print. Job done.
 

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