minor things that make you fume

[Vintage]

These new screw bottle caps attached to plastic bottles. Takes about 4 times to thread it back onto the bottle and if you try to pull it off in frustration the drink inside inevitably splashes out

 

[Bryan+]

When you’re trying to be a decent human and pick up your dog business and whilst you’re not looking someone lets their dog try and sniff your dog snd attack them and the dog yanks itself away and you slip on the

Please keep your dogs on a lead .

 

[Bedfordblue]

Some pleb in an orange Audi R8 has been driving up the cul de sac I live on (he clearly doesn’t) turning round at the top and then booting it back out again.
Generally this is between 7-8pm when we’re trying to put our kid to bed and has been going on for about 2 weeks now.
F knows why, must be getting a hard on for the acoustics or something the absolute weapon.

Hopefully he crashes soon as it’s basically single lane due to street parking and has a blind corner at the open end.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Busing to work nowadays..the lack of manners astounds me.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Local Tesco express has two disabled spots right at the entrance and about 20 regular parking spots no more than 15mtrs away at the back of the store, doesn’t stop some proper lazy barstewards parking in the disabled spots without a blue badge. Tonight, some clown actually parked at 90 deg to the lines so took up both spots with one car

I really find it odd that some people have zero qualms about parking in a disabled spot. I couldn’t do it, must be an age thing.
(Nb if you can blag blue badge through fam or whatever fair enough, but the blatant disregard infuriates me)

 

[Bedfordblue]

Ordered an ice cream in a shop yesterday from the machine. Paid for it and then 3 people come up behind me in the queue and the clown behind the counter says do you mind if I serve these people before pulling your ice cream. It took 2 minutes and the 3 behind me in the queue were on their way before he pulled my ice cream which took about 60 seconds. Why was their time more precious than mine. Fume caused by me being a total pushover and not saying yes I actually do mind that you are letting these people skip the queue compounded by the guilt I felt after I had swallowed my ice cream down my fat neck like an absolute glutton.

I’ve never seen a shop with a soft serve machine.
Was a bit puzzled to start with thinking wtf did you order from the ice cream van that he wanted to serve 3 other people first!

 

[Walken]

These new screw bottle caps attached to plastic bottles. Takes about 4 times to thread it back onto the bottle and if you try to pull it off in frustration the drink inside inevitably splashes out

Stops little bell ends just lobbing them on the floor so readily though

 

[gonetomorrow]

These big electric boats cruising around the supermarket car parks.
You can't hear them approach and their drivers are no nicer than their petrol driven cousins.

 

[Davideeyore]

Cars going too fast. It's probably not a minor thing but it is in some respects. I go running and on main roads where it's meant to be 30 MPH nevermind the 40MPH roads, they drive fast. I think we're talking 50-60. I see the odd lunatic drivers.

 

[degsy]

Cars going too fast. It's probably not a minor thing but it is in some respects. I go running and on main roads where it's meant to be 30 MPH nevermind the 40MPH roads, they drive fast. I think we're talking 50-60. I see the odd

lunatic drivers.

'twas ever thus

 

[Bedfordblue]

Some clown down my road persists on parking across the pavement when there’s no room for his van along side the two cars he also parks on the road (inc that Bentley)

And yes he has a driveway and a garage.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Another minor thing that annoys me is the knowledge i’m slowly but surely turning into an arlarse as I age because theres so many minor things that annoy me now days.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

@Moomin Go on Mooms; the dealer can't be mad when he lobs 1,878 lbs. of Columbia's finest on the table and be indignant about it when people have a whiiff.

 

[kev]

Football and in particular Everton

 

[marsh]

The Villa turnstiles not working or one of them anyway causing us to wait for ages to get in with them stupid digital tickets, missed 7 mins of the game. Some will have probably missed our 1st goal which is sly