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minor things that make you fume

When someone talks about a striker using the phrase 'scored for fun' in the youth team/his last team. Then it turns out he scored like 11 goals in 34 games last season and a grand total of 29 in 143 appearances.
 
One of my housemates asks to borrow my iPod charger every other frigging day. "Oh cheers BLF, I need it for work emails and I wouldn't be able to work without it". Trying to effing guilt trip me. Just get your own you scruff FFS!
 

my dogs chuffs

I am sat here reading this thread and basically thought he'd sha7 himself the smell is so bad.

I am sure he has a smile on his face about it.

He's one year old yet smells worse than my 90 year old grandad ever did.
 
Seems I've been in here a fair bit this week.

When you're trying to not see the F1 results and some turd on your Facebook reveals it to you anyway.

AFTERNOON RUINED YOU LITTLE SPERM
 

ID ' well not even .. [bouncers] went town lastnight [dressed smart / id]
even before i go up there like go away kid your about 12 [ive got i.d' ..its either
still its fake or 'go away kid' in EVERY place try about 20 get in odd one
have been times ive had to swerve it

fffs bouncers

and people who eat loud like there animals. be human
 

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