Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I've lost my iPod cable FFS!
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sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
A strand of spaghetti can do the job
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Cooked or uncooked?A strand of spaghetti can do the job
Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
not being able to neg
*wipes eyes*
*wipes eyes*
sageyefc
Player Valuation: £90m
Al Dente
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
The only way to cook pasta. I should have known!
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Remember that at Christmas........
Postmen who don't knock at the door to deliver a parcel but just post the 'we tried to deliver...' card in the hope they can avoid you.
This happened to me last Thursday by some horridable, greasy, squeaky-voiced wee shoite of a kopite who I know from my time on the post 15 years ago. Collared him bang to rights & gave the rat a piece of my mind. Our old postman would've at least tried to have left it with next door......But not this stoat. Oh, no. He'd have wanted me to go over a mile to the delivery office to pick it up because he didn't have the balls to knock.
Saved me a fiver this Christmas, so in that respect it's not all thyat bad.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Continuity announcers on television who spend 30 seconds before a programme starts explaining the plot. I'm afraid it just will not do and I demand severe and exacting retribution on the numbskulls within British television who assume that we all need to be spoonfed gobbets of information ; assuming we might turn over and watch some reality dung heap or shrieking game show if they don't babble on telling us the plot.
It is an insult to our intelligence, and most of all - I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN - CAPICHE.
I need a cup of tea, a slice of chocolate cake and a lie down - urrrggghhh !!!!
It is an insult to our intelligence, and most of all - I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN - CAPICHE.
I need a cup of tea, a slice of chocolate cake and a lie down - urrrggghhh !!!!
Lowste
Player Valuation: £30m
Just sheer lazy for me
And let's be fair one of the easiest jobs around
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Worst part was, I'd been in the hallway for a good 5mins when he slipped the '739' form through the door. Tried to do it quietly as well - in the hope that it would go unnoticed if there was someone in (Unlucky - cos I was!).
As I got to the door he'd just closed the gate & was going to nextdoor-but-one (Therefore not even bothering to ask next door if they'd take it) When I opened the door & called him back (Not in a pleasant fashion) the little shoite pleaded that he'd knocked twice!
I wouldn't mind, but when I was on the post he had the smallest round in the office (And did so until he got moved to the beat that covers my house a few weeks back - hahaha) and used to stitch his casual workers up by giving them about 60-70% of his round....Especially if they were blues...One godawful little tw@t he is.
When you click on the blue circle to "go to first unread post", but it doesn't take you to the first unread post, it takes you to any random post on the same page.
And the space at the beginning when you quote someone. Why do I always have to hit backspace once before i post?
And the space at the beginning when you quote someone. Why do I always have to hit backspace once before i post?
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Otherwise sound posters who must be reading the papers too much and start writing like tabloid journalists.
The phrase 'commands a high fee' could adequately be replaced with 'costs too much'.
And I would make use of the expression 'warchest' punishable with death by firing squad.
The phrase 'commands a high fee' could adequately be replaced with 'costs too much'.
And I would make use of the expression 'warchest' punishable with death by firing squad.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Sports Days at school. They now call the kids that finished 3rd/4th/5th/6th the 3rd winner and 4th winner and so on, they are not winners, they are losers, stop fckn sugar coating it and tell them that.
And what happened to the parents race? I mean I'm not entering cos I'm fat and slow, but it was my one opportunity to watch the mums race and see boobs of all shapes and sizes bouncing around beautifully, and they've taken that away from me.
And what happened to the parents race? I mean I'm not entering cos I'm fat and slow, but it was my one opportunity to watch the mums race and see boobs of all shapes and sizes bouncing around beautifully, and they've taken that away from me.
People who brake on every corner, keeping personal injury Solicitors in business.
Ashtonian
Banned on request
never even noticed!!!!