minor things that make you fume

[The Cowboy]

Sports Days at school. They now call the kids that finished 3rd/4th/5th/6th the 3rd winner and 4th winner and so on, they are not winners, they are losers, stop fckn sugar coating it and tell them that.

And what happened to the parents race? I mean I'm not entering cos I'm fat and slow, but it was my one opportunity to watch the mums race and see boobs of all shapes and sizes bouncing around beautifully, and they've taken that away from me.

Do they really do this or is it just another Daily Mail myth? Haven't seen any evidence of this at my kids school, albeit in the first two years they just take part in some events but they aren't competing so there's no winners or losers.

 

[Bungle]

Do they really do this or is it just another Daily Mail myth? Haven't seen any evidence of this at my kids school, albeit in the first two years they just take part in some events but they aren't competing so there's no winners or losers.

Yep, was at my sons sports day last week and they did it and same with my daughters last year.

 

[Sapie88]

Yep, was at my sons sports day last week and they did it and same with my daughters last year.

Tell me more about these boobs you've seen in the past? Any fat, middle aged, lesbian haircut style ones? That's my niche atm.

 

[evertoniandy]

Open front fridges that don't cool the contents down at all. Makes me seethe.

 

[LostLegend]

The Everton Forum throughout the pre-season/transfer windows.

The sheer amount of poo being chatted in there is staggering!

 

[Eggs]

......Christmas, the trip from the airport to the hotel where the rep is already trying to sell trips. The welcome meeting the next morning (never attend them anymore).

 

[LydiateLee]

White Van Drivers
Women who never acknowledge when you give way to them/let them out in flowing traffic
Stuck up Kardashian wannabe's who wear sunglasses indoors
Scals who come to Maghull in the summer and sit in our beer gardens ruining it for the locals.

 

[Baines' left foot]

How rubbish I am at talking to girls on Tinder. In person I'm alright. Texting someone I've never met though....... Frigging useless.

 

[GlosBlue]

People that constantly sniff all day rather than going and blowing their nose!!!!

 

[chango]

People who cough loudly and dramatically, like they've swallowed bleach/teargas instead of air. Loud sneezers get on my nerves as well, but not as much as the coughers

 

[bignev23]

My drinks not being cold enough.

 

[The Cowboy]

When you suddenly and inexplicably choke on your own spit, leaving you in a mad coughing fit, eyes streaming, and people ask you what happened and you feel like a fool telling them you've choked on nothing.

 

[Donald Twain]

Yep, was at my sons sports day last week and they did it and same with my daughters last year.

Non of that nonsense at my daughters sports day last week ! Parents race was fantastic ! This year I dressed as a mum and sneaked into their race and won doing handstands. My daughter was so proud.

 

[evertoniandy]

People who look as if they've got a permanent stench under their nose.

 

[COYBL25]

Mexican waves at Wimbledon - it's just so embarrassing .