minor things that make you fume

[Billy Dean]

when you book a flight a while in advance and then in the meantime get the idea that you've booked it for different dates and make a whole load of other arrangements based on the wrong flight dates, and only discover this 2 days before you're supposed to fkn fly.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Hypochondriacs.....Especially those you haven't seen for ages who you suddenly see & now they've got something else - something entirely different than the last time - that hasn't quite killed them yet.

Go away quickly, or you WILL have something to whine about .

 

[Caso01]

The smell of bacon cooking when I'm off the gym in a minute. After having apple and grapes for breakfast. Feel like rioting

Come on lad, I like reading your fumes.
You haven't fumed since Sunday.

 

[Maxwell]

People walking with umbrellas who don't raise them up when slightly taller people walk the opposite way.
Nearly had my eyes out about 12 times on the way from work!

 

[The Cowboy]

People walking with umbrellas who don't raise them up when slightly taller people walk the opposite way.
Nearly had my eyes out about 12 times on the way from work!

I've taken to just pushing them out the way. The umbrella, not the carrier.

 

[l4toffee]

Come on lad, I like reading your fumes.
You haven't fumed since Sunday.

I'll be back to that soon mate .

 

[harry]

Those lucozade adverts on the radio, i have to turn it off untill it finished.

 

[GwladysBlue]

People who wear their caps backwards. Bloody hipsters.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

People walking with umbrellas who don't raise them up when slightly taller people walk the opposite way.
Nearly had my eyes out about 12 times on the way from work!

Every single old Chinese lady holding an umbrella seems to be exactly the right height to gouge my eyes out. This isn't a problem nowadays, but it was when I used to have to go near china town on my way to work, it's a miracle I've still got both.

 

[Baines' left foot]

MC's ruining perfectly good DJ sets.

I don't think I've ever listened to a set and thought "Do you know what, this would sound so much better with an over excitable rude boi talking utter bull s*** over the top."

 

[rascal]

Lost job so now having to sign on. Feel like such a lazy workshy twunt.

 

[l4toffee]

People who wear their caps backwards. Bloody hipsters.

There should be a shoot to kill policy on this on anyone who does this and is NOT from the good old U S of A

 

[Titus Bramble]

The woman I work with who regularly tells me 'I was really good this weekend, I ate lots of salad and only drank water. I didn't have any sweets or anything'.

Then I walk in on her in the canteen stuffing herself with chocolate and cake.

She genuinely can't understand why she isn't losing weight ffs.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who dance in the gym between sets.

WTF?

 

[l4toffee]

I've just ruined a good days dieting and exercise by smashing a big bag off Doritos roulette down my grid . I may as well of poured chilli powder down my grid as that's all the 'hot' ones tasted like.

Stupid fat tit.