minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Apart from your mum, its one of the easiest things in the world.

Hahaha. Not for someone who has only been there once in the last 15 years!

 

[Maxwell]

My mrs is passed out in our hotel. I want to change the picture for whenever i ring her on her mobile to my penis. But her phone is out of battery.

No adapter. Just make a universal plug point! How hard can it effin be!!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Bought tickets for a gig tonight. Was supposed to start at 7, but they emailed on Friday to say it's been changed to 6. So me and the missus turn up at 6, only to be told that the first act aren't even on until 8 o'clock. Feckin' 8 o'clock. Lying buzzards!

 

[evertoniandy]

That Capital fm ad on YouTube. Ffs.

 

[rascal]

When you buy ice cream from the shop, misread the label has price as £2 but when you get to the checkout it's actually £4.50 meaning that you have to use your card to pay for it because you've only got a five pound note, and already have another tub of ice cream (the one that actually was £2)

 

[toffeesnuggs]

People who don't indicate at roundabouts FFS!
People who don't thank you when you let them out of a junction FFFS!

 

[Eggs]

...just been for my old man's gym jog, annoying that folk can't be without their mobile phones for an hour or so.

 

[evertoniandy]

Old people having a go at young people being on their phones.

My dad's just been on at me tonight about it, the melt.

 

[Larry]

Cyclists on footpaths. ....

I don't mind out in the suburbs but in the centre of town???? [Poor language removed] off you lycra clad [Poor language removed].

My only saving grace is that their tiny wheels find it hard to go over steel toe boots

 

[Dylan]

Cyclists on footpaths. ....

I don't mind out in the suburbs but in the centre of town???? [Poor language removed] off you lycra clad [Poor language removed].

My only saving grace is that their tiny wheels find it hard to go over steel toe boots

@Bruce Wayne is gonna have you mate!!!!

 

[Tree13]

When you get an email from somebody and there's a little automated "signature" at the bottom that identifies the device the person was using when they sent the email.

Sent from my ipad

Drives me potty. Can't understand why people feel the need to announce to the world how they send email - it reeks of attention seeking. Absolutely NO-ONE cares what device you own.

 

[Tree13]

People who are all bouncy and excited in the morning, usually simply because they've drunk enough coffee to float a battleship.

Don't come prancing up to me grinning like a prat at 8am, asking me if I need a coffee to get going - I don't like mornings and I don't like people. And unlike you, I'm not addicted to a beverage that stinks like Satan's gooch so sod off with your awful stench.

 

[ijjysmith]

The word 'banter'

 

[Elong]

The word 'banter'

Whenever I hear it now, I screw my face up a little. The word is vile.

 

[Bungle]

Whenever I hear it now, I screw my face up a little. The word is vile.

Bloke at work uses it quite often and I remind him how much of a [Poor language removed] he sounds, he also calls me Bud, "Alright Bud, you have a good weekend Bud" anyone using that word also deserves to be fed through the human shredder.