minor things that make you fume

[SiOnemore]

out of interest what could you substitute it with?

craic?
piss take?

it serves a purpose.

most people use it in the wrong context i would say.

'he has boss banter' - you couldnt substitute 'piss take' when it is said in that context.

it probably does serve a purpose, but i just hate the term.

 

[Bungle]

out of interest what could you substitute it with?

craic?
piss take?

it serves a purpose.

But those that use it don't, so I say we just eradicate them.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Bloke at work uses it quite often and I remind him how much of a [Poor language removed] he sounds, he also calls me Bud, "Alright Bud, you have a good weekend Bud" anyone using that word also deserves to be fed through the human shredder.

bantz

 

[Bungle]

bantz

You deserved it long before that post

 

[Baines' left foot]

I never have any use for the word banter. "He's a good laugh" would be what I'd use, and it sounds nowhere near as bell end-ish as BaNtEr.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

You deserved it long before that post

I've known you've wanted me for months, you rapey little sex pest

 

[bluemangroup]

I've known you've wanted me for months, you rapey little sex pest

You should try it, he really puts the sensual in non-consensual sex.

 

[Bungle]

I've known you've wanted me for months, you rapey little sex pest

You should try it, he really puts the sensual in non-consensual sex.

Testimonial from a satisfied, yet drowsy customer right there.

If it's anything less than a Foot Long then prepare to feel the full force of trading standards.

 

[Baines' left foot]

The price of tickets for the Open in Hoylake this year. £75 per day FFS, and £40 for wednesday practice! It was £20 or so the last time in 2006. Robbing tits.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

The price of tickets for the Open in Hoylake this year. £75 per day FFS, and £40 for wednesday practice! It was £20 or so the last time in 2006. Robbing tits.

I'd barely pay £75 to play the bleeding thing, let alone walk round it with 20,000 bad teds, straining to catch a glimpse of the back of Tigers head.

 

[Username]

English football press printing the most blatant crap.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd barely pay £75 to play the bleeding thing, let alone walk round it with 20,000 bad teds, straining to catch a glimpse of the back of Tigers head.

Same. It's a sport I've always wanted to properly get in to, which is tough when you can only afford to play on the council courses which are in crap condition and full of scallies. £700 a year minimum for a membership. Jib that. It's gone from being a rich mans sports to a rich mans spectator sport now. Bells.

 

[marnie]

I hate it when you put tooth paste on your brush and it falls off.It sticks to the Phucking sink though !!!

 

[HarrisonEFC]

Cyclists that dont stop on a red light,

The word "Lush" & "Scrumptious"

People who never answer their mobile phone when called but reply instantly by text ( and I dont mean the odd time they cant answer) I mean the people that always do it!!!!

Just a couple of things

 

[Minimeister]

People who say they're going for a 'cheeky' this or that or end a sentence with 'don't mind if I do'.
It makes me furious.