minor things that make you fume

[IRO1977]

I hate it when you put tooth paste on your brush and it falls off.It sticks to the Phucking sink though !!!

Be thankful you're not using Colgate Max White One blue toothpaste, sticks and then smears onto the sink like paint when that happens

 

[Larry]

@Bruce Wayne is gonna have you mate!!!!

Haha.
I had one lad one day jump up on the footpath because lights were red. Now I'll admit i could of got out of his way but that's not the point.
So he slams into me and starts giving me abuse, I politely tell him where to go and then, and then, he headbutts me with his helmet!!!

Well lets just say this lad ended up off his bike and on his ass....

 

[Blue Cheese]

Just watched food inspectors and I've decided unhygienic food outlets boil my pee.

I'm also never eating a chicken nugget again

 

[hudd101]

Drivers and phones.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Forgetting to refill the toilet roll holder before getting down to business!

 

[Divver]

The M62 on Friday afternoon

 

[Billy Dean]

not being able to fckn sleep for the 2nd night in a row

 

[chicoazul]

The bells that do BBC Live Text and all those who strive for their tedious tweet or unfunny texts to be read out.
Pineapple on pizza
People who hog the middle lane on the motorway when the inside lane is free.
BLACKStone washed jeans. You look like WOOL. And tits getting all PC over nothing.
Human Resource borne nonsense that gets in the way of being more productive.
Rude people.
Soap operas.
Cryptic messages from upset/angry females on Facebook which are usually followed by "ahhh whts up hun? xx".
John Aldridge.
Then bits on the side of your nails that you chew and they proper hurt for ages.
Everton not having any money to spend on players.
Really crap trabs.
Help For Heroes guilt fascists.
Red sauce on breakfast.

 

[Elong]

Umm.

 

[Deloodid]

people phoning you from a withheld number.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Every single picture of a girl on Facebook has a comment on it from other girls of something along the lines of:

"Awwww hun u look gorj"

"Gorj hun".

Even if they're a bit of a mess.

 

[chicoazul]

Every single picture of a girl on Facebook has a comment on it from other girls of something along the lines of:

"Awwww hun u look gorj"

"Gorj hun".

Even if they're a bit of a mess.

Every single of one of them writing those words are utterly boring in bed. Guaranteed.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Every single of one of them writing those words are utterly boring in bed. Guaranteed.

Oh aye. The real uninspiring ones who just lay there like a plank of wood expecting you to do all the bastarding work.

 

[chicoazul]

Oh aye. The real uninspiring ones who just lay there like a plank of wood expecting you to do all the bastarding work.

Foof farts all over the show.

 

[Matthew mcdonnell]

Jack wilshere