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"Yes Chef". So pretentious.Chef.It's become a neo royal, phoney title bestowed on every c-list celeb who's ever poached an egg.
I met a double glazing salesman,who told me that he had been trained to ask to use the toilet before leaving the house after a failed sales pitch,and that to reassert his psychological pride he should urinate on all the adult size toothbrushes there present.He would not admit however to ever having done it himself.I hope you got her back by gently scrubbing your piles with her toothbrush.
When you get a few on the same TV programme at once,the "yes cheffing" takes on a surreal other world quality."Yes Chef". So pretentious.
My favourite is Keith Floyd, who always called himself a cook."Yes Chef". So pretentious.
I swerved to avoid a bus last night and in the process I nearly took out a cyclist who was undertaking me, who I didn't see.Cyclists on the pavement - especially the ones who tell you to eff off when you object to them whizzing past at speed.
Oh and Barista,where did that one come from?"Yes Chef". So pretentious.
Like the plague, migrated from the South.Oh and Barista,where did that one come from?
Cyclists don't undertake. They are just going faster than the traffic. Funny, cos drivers go mental if you go in the middle of the lane, but go mental when you stay near the curb and 'undertake'...I swerved to avoid a bus last night and in the process I nearly took out a cyclist who was undertaking me, who I didn't see.
They had a right go at me the cheeky bell end. That's why you don't undertake people!
If there's slow moving traffic and you can overtake on the right hand side then you should. It's illegal for any other vehicle to undertake, and cyclists preach about how they should be treated the same as any other road user. The fact is if you undertake you're going in to a driver's blind spot and you're running a risk.Cyclists don't undertake. They are just going faster than the traffic. Funny, cos drivers go mental if you go in the middle of the lane, but go mental when you stay near the curb and 'undertake'...