minor things that make you fume

[jal123]

The fact that any old blert with a laptop can be a journo now, blogs, 'pieces' on forums, [Poor language removed] reviews on websites, something they wrote and their ma told them was 'just like a real writer'.

The internet has cultivated this culture of soft caaaants talking about heat maps, progression, low blocks and frigging pass completion.

Leg it you tedious bores, if you watch the match and evaluate it with stats rather than your eyes I hope someone stabs chopsticks in them. Football is about emotion, snarling at anything that goes against you, accusing the ref of being a snide in the oppos pocket, chucking pies at fat players...

Just feels to me this is all going, you go the match now, sit down, shut up, don't argue with a little hitler steward, get out of my way I need a piss, sit down again Tarquin can't see.


Feck raaaaar off you tedious little nonces. It's the match. Have a load of ale, pile in, swear at everyone for an hour and a half, go the ale house for more watered down lager, slag everyone off. Leave ale house, get kebab, go home and jaw your bird when she asks what the result was.

Sanitised gang of biffs.

 

[l4toffee]

The fact that any old blert with a laptop can be a journo now, blogs, 'pieces' on forums, [Poor language removed] reviews on websites, something they wrote and their ma told them was 'just like a real writer'.

The internet has cultivated this culture of soft caaaants talking about heat maps, progression, low blocks and frigging pass completion.

Leg it you tedious bores, if you watch the match and evaluate it with stats rather than your eyes I hope someone stabs chopsticks in them. Football is about emotion, snarling at anything that goes against you, accusing the ref of being a snide in the oppos pocket, chucking pies at fat players...

Just feels to me this is all going, you go the match now, sit down, shut up, don't argue with a little hitler steward, get out of my way I need a piss, sit down again Tarquin can't see.


Feck raaaaar off you tedious little nonces. It's the match. Have a load of ale, pile in, swear at everyone for an hour and a half, go the ale house for more watered down lager, [Poor language removed] everyone off. Leave ale house, get kebab, go home and jaw your bird when she asks what the result was.

Sanitised gang of biffs.

yes lad yes . Even Derby games are boring nowadays . I seen 2 iPads being used in the upper st end yesterday . Not by children either .


Don't get me started on man bags either .

 

[LocalNative]

Learning shorthand. Into my third year of uni now and i still cant crack this nonsense.

 

[The Cowboy]

Learning shorthand. Into my third year of uni now and i still cant crack this nonsense.

Never understood shorthand. Can't you just write normally, but quicker?

 

[Caso01]

I'm fuming by the fact I love reading other people's fumes on this thread yet since I last checked a couple of days ago there is only 1 more page to the thread.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

These two men were chatting in line at Starbucks about nonsense and then stood dumbfounded, staring at the menus for a minute or two when prompted for their order. You could have shut your trap for a whole 30 seconds and had decided long before.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Idiots trying to turn a barge around 360 degrees on a canal & getting it wedged !!

 

[Groucho]

Emails, about 3 daily, telling me that Stoptober is on and I need to stop smoking.

I've never smoked.

 

[silent bob]

A text from the doctors saying "an appointment has been made for you for the 8th". Yes i bloody well know it has! Im the one who went in to make it! And...relax.

 

[Samsonthedog]

Wasps. Sure thier all meant to have died by now

 

[sageyefc]

Bran and ricken stark, fat Sam too

 

[Lids1978]

Liverpool FC
Martin Atkinson
Minor

 

[l4toffee]

Them keep calm signs . They make me want to hurt people .

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

People that choose the "reply all" option. Thanks for letting us all know you understood the email. Also thanks for letting us all know you're a brown-nose.

 

[rascal]

Life.