minor things that make you fume

[evertoniandy]

I went out in Shoreditch for a few drinks tonight. I got to the bar and asked for a pint.

"Oh we don't do pints, it's only 1/3 or 2/3 pints."

AND IT STILL COSTS OVER 5 POUNDS ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING TIGHTS ON YOUR ARMS FFS.

Said it before and I'll say it again: [Poor language removed] London.

 

[summerisle]

I went out in Shoreditch for a few drinks tonight. I got to the bar and asked for a pint.

"Oh we don't do pints, it's only 1/3 or 2/3 pints."

AND IT STILL COSTS OVER 5 POUNDS ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING TIGHTS ON YOUR ARMS FFS.

'When I grow rich say the bells of Shoreditch'. Have you heard them yet ?

 

[Baines' left foot]

How bizarre. I can get 2/3, that's a schooner in NSW, but 1/3? That's tiny! Like one of those cans of coke you see in minibars.

I've got to be honest, it took me a couple of seconds for all of this to register, which made me feel like a bit of a tit standing there looking a bit miffed.

'When I grow rich say the bells of Shoreditch'. Have you heard them yet ?

Haha, nope, and I hope I never do!

 

[Huyton Layne]

People that slow to a crawl miles before a sensor light. It not gonna change until we get close to it you bellend

 

[Huyton Layne]

Kids that act like little turds and the parent/grandparent seems oblivious to it. This is why I hate having relatives.

 

[mitchell1996]

when your pissed and your mates are taking ages to drink up

 

[mitchell1996]

Kids that act like little turds and the parent/grandparent seems oblivious to it. This is why I hate having relatives.

haha, got to go a family gathering on saturday and not looking forward to moments like this, koff

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Skanky parents with a baby trying to cross the busy road, holding their pushchair out over the edge of the road while they are stood safely on the pavement.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Bloody electric toaster elements......Why oh why have the last three toasters I've owned ended up toasting one side & just warmin the other, after just a few months??

And WHY can I never find the receipts?

 

[Groucho]

Bloody electric toaster elements......Why oh why have the last three toasters I've owned ended up toasting one side & just warmin the other, after just a few months??

And WHY can I never find the receipts?

You aren't toasting the receipts are you?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

You aren't toasting the receipts are you?

lol Probly am mate!

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

And to add to an already marvellous day, I've just broke me handheld hoover by taking the fitting out, plus me arl fella's just asked me to tell him (For the 447th time!) how to use the mobile I got him back in February......urghhhhh!

Teachin' him how to use a phone is like trying to guess what type of transport my clock prefers

 

[silent bob]

Bloody electric toaster elements......Why oh why have the last three toasters I've owned ended up toasting one side & just warmin the other, after just a few months??

And WHY can I never find the receipts?

Helpful hint, take the toast out halfway through toasting process and turn it round.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Oh, today gets even better.......

Me arl fella collects 50p pieces.....One I gave him a few months back (In ace condition) on ebay......£50!!

Please make today stop......

 

[silent bob]

Not being allowed to type the shortened version of Richard without it being "poor language removed" by the GOT sweary monitor.