Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Start scratching your balls mate.Getting in to work at 6.30am so I can have a little bit of time to relax and have a cup of coffee and every morning the same ball bag sits in my office and talks utter guff at me for about half an hour, and won't take anything for a hint.
Say " that brass last night was rough, hope I haven't got crabs again.. "
Sorted.