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minor things that make you fume

A few weeks ago I helped an old lady get something down from the top shelf at the grocery store. She didn't say much other than "thanks" until her daughter came back into the aisle. I'm about 15 feet away and I hear, "these Japs are real helpful these days." Dafuq?
I'm just surprised someone Japanese could reach the top shelf!

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A few weeks ago I helped an old lady get something down from the top shelf at the grocery store. She didn't say much other than "thanks" until her daughter came back into the aisle. I'm about 15 feet away and I hear, "these Japs are real helpful these days." Dafuq?

Someone tried to break in and burgle my wife's grandmothers house, but she scared him off when she heard the noise. When filling out the police report, the officer asked her if she saw the person and was he black. She thought carefully for a moment before responding, "Well, I guess he didn't have to be black."
 
When a cashier puts your change on the counter instead of in your hand ffs!


Saw a classic of this a few years back in a Booths supermarket in the Lakes ( Cumbrian version of Waitrose - posh ).

A posh lady pulled the lad who was on the till about putting the money on the counter and not in her hand. The lad looked at her and said words to the effect of " people like you are why I hate this job and why I have just quit ". Picked the money up, lashed it at her and then calmly walked out from behind the till and out of the store .
 

Could be cultural. If I remember correctly, it's courteous to put money on the counter (or in trays) in Japan. Handling money hand-to-hand is considered unhealthy/inappropriate.

In your case, however, could be an arl arse clerk.
Reminds me of the trend a few years ago of bar staff giving you your change on a little silver dish, in the hope you'd be too ashamed to take the change, letting them keep it as tips.

Nothing gave me more pleasure than opening my wallet and pouring the coins off the dish straight into the coin pouch with an exaggerated flourish.
 
Reminds me of the trend a few years ago of bar staff giving you your change on a little silver dish, in the hope you'd be too ashamed to take the change, letting them keep it as tips.

Nothing gave me more pleasure than opening my wallet and pouring the coins off the dish straight into the coin pouch with an exaggerated flourish.

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The utter gash mobile phone signal at home. I've sent a text, that has still been sending for half an hour.
It will Deffo go through at abar 2am and make me look an utter tit.
 
Wait, so you're not even a Jap? Why were you offended then?
I was not offended, just shocked and amused. But the thing with the use of the term "Jap" is that most people will refer to anyone that is Asian as such. I've also been referred to as Vietcong when some drunk guy at a bar told me his dad spent a lot of his time fighting "my people." It's odd.
 
The utter gash mobile phone signal at home. I've sent a text, that has still been sending for half an hour.
It will Deffo go through at abar 2am and make me look an utter tit.
I have this happen with iMessages more often than texts. My internet at home will randomly cut out. So then I have to tell the kid in the basement to pedal faster.
 
Getting in to work at 6.30am so I can have a little bit of time to relax and have a cup of coffee and every morning the same ball bag sits in my office and talks utter guff at me for about half an hour, and won't take anything for a hint.
 

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