minor things that make you fume

[evertoniandy]

When you get comfy and your bladder decides to notify you it's full. Ffs.

 

[Sapie88]

Rock and roll mutha !

Went to see Deadpool last night, bought tickets earlier on, girl done wrong ones, got a full refund and free food and drink.

Oh it was the Bromborough Odeon.

Proper son of the Wirral now me.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Dele Alli's smug face. I want to slap it with a wet fish.

 

[Toast]

Went to see Deadpool last night, bought tickets earlier on, girl done wrong ones, got a full refund and free food and drink.

Oh it was the Bromborough Odeon.

Proper son of the Wirral now me.

Shame The Ritzy has gone.

 

[Toast]

When your dog has sat on your chair for half an hour, licking her minge, and then jumps all over you, licking your face with her minge tongue.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Variable Speed Limit on the M6. It causes more congestion than it halts.

 

[The Cowboy]

Variable Speed Limit on the M6. It causes more congestion than it halts.

Much as I detest variable speed limits, the idea is that if everyone obeyed it, there would be no congestion. It's cos of the fools who ignore it then cause the dance of the brake lights that you get jams.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Much as I detest variable speed limits, the idea is that if everyone obeyed it, there would be no congestion. It's cos of the fools who ignore it then cause the dance of the brake lights that you get jams.

A motorway should never be down to 40mph.

There are speed cameras on there, so I don't know how they get away with breaking it.

 

[Toast]

I received a letter this morning of the social. Said i owed them £220.
I've been employed full time for over 20 years so i rang them up for a fume.

Bird on phone says the money is from a crisis loan you took out in 1995 and never paid back.
I was maybe a bit sarcastic in my initial reply.
Then said they can just take the dosh out of my pay to square it up.

Wife then asks what i needed the money for in 1995 ?

Wembley.

 

[l4toffee]

I received a letter this morning of the social. Said i owed them £220.
I've been employed full time for over 20 years so i rang them up for a fume.

Bird on phone says the money is from a crisis loan you took out in 1995 and never paid back.
I was maybe a bit sarcastic in my initial reply.
Then said they can just take the dosh out of my pay to square it up.

Wife then asks what i needed the money for in 1995 ?

Wembley.

lol cracker that

 

[carlos21]

lol cracker that

Hi mate how are you today

 

[l4toffee]

Hi mate how are you today

Good mate, yourself ?

 

[carlos21]

Good mate, yourself ?

I am good today mate what is your name

 

[Brendan Janus]

Variable Speed Limit on the M6. It causes more congestion than it halts.

Let's all get home safe !!

 

[l4toffee]

I am good today mate what is your name

Dave