minor things that make you fume

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Pub bores who instantly become experts in every olympic sport ever.

I really don't want to know the in's & out's of fencing or sailing or equestrian, or what-have-ya. I'm not arsed, so don't cross the road to ask if I watched lord buzzkill of tvvatshire do the prancing around on some nag or other while shoving his foil up his 'arris or whatever sexual deviancies them toffs get up to.

Just go away.

 

[Donald Twain]

Hearing my fiancé argue with the cat at 2:00am and having to be up at 5:30am

What was it over ?

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

What was it over ?

And who was in the right

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

What was it over ?

He went downstairs to get a glass of water and the cat was sprawled out at the top of the stairs. He thinks the cat was trying to kill him.

 

[Donald Twain]

He went downstairs to get a glass of water and the cat was sprawled out at the top of the stairs. He thinks the cat was trying to kill him.

Who did you side with ?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

He went downstairs to get a glass of water and the cat was sprawled out at the top of the stairs. He thinks the cat was trying to kill him.

That all?

I actually caught me ma's old cat bang to rights, strategically placing an AA battery on the stairs while pretending it was hunting it, then getting bored and sloping off...But remaining in view of the stairs for the poor unsuspecting soul to go arse-over-tit down the dancers

And I won the resulting fight as well.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Who did you side with ?

His, but really, it's a cat. It poops in a sandbox. Be the bigger person.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

it's a cat. It poops in a sandbox.

So do I, and I'm not a cat...Oooohhhhh! No wonder I got kicked out of that creche

 

[rascal]

I will start off by saying I have no ill will towards gays, but am I right in assuming that you are ? I read this post 5 or 6 times and I am still confused !

***Insert GOT equality statement here***

I'm whatever you want me to be babe, tb x

 

[Tree13]

Probably on short haul but my flights are always 8hrs, and I need to sleep to be able to function when I land. It's an absolute joke that they'll charge you $1000 for a flight that you can't recline a seat for fear of squishing the person behind you.

Your need to sleep with your head in my lap does not trump my need for you NOT to. Book business class if you want a bed. It is a joke that airlines need to explain to some passengers that there are people sitting directly behind them.

EDIT: sorry @Layne , reading my own post I realise it sounds a bit aggressive towards you - absolutely not my intention. Apologies for any offence caused!

 

[COYBL25]

When you get in the Lisbon and it's just full of confused looking foreigners wearing everton tops

Are you sure it was the right Lisbon ?

The one you want is on the corner of Stanley Street x

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Are you sure it was the right Lisbon ?

The one you want is on the corner of Stanley Street x

Yep mate, hardly any hunks at all, just confused everton tourists muttering something about a @Sapie88 whatever that is

 

[l4toffee]

Hearing my fiancé argue with the cat at 2:00am and having to be up at 5:30am

What was the cat saying ?

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

What was the cat saying ?

Meow.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Meow.

Was this when your fiance asked why did it try to kill him, and his response was:

"Me? Ow?"