minor things that make you fume

silent bob · September 6, 2016

At the risk of repeating myself in this thread, the Hairy Bikers.

Whistlin' Dixie · September 7, 2016

silent bob said:
At the risk of repeating myself in this thread, the Hairy Bikers.

Yes. Especially the one that calls everyone 'dood'. At his age?

Just eff off. Go on - eff rar off :rant:

Norwegian Cow · September 7, 2016

the phrase " couldn't be happier". Usually when people say this, I think they could be happier. Like " I couldn't be happier when we let Naismith go". Well, I'm sure theres many things that would made u happier. Like winning millions in the lottery for instance!!!

BlueIsTheColour · September 7, 2016

Gwlacticos said:
The utterly random moods of women. Took her out for dinner and that, on the way home she starts moaning about random crap. I said 'well F off and leave then. Now she upstairs crying. I am at a bit of a loss here lads.

personally I think it was the F off and leave bit that got her upset....unless u took her somewhere REALLY bad for dinner

Gwlacticos · September 7, 2016

BlueIsTheColour said:
personally I think it was the F off and leave bit that got her upset....unless u took her somewhere REALLY bad for dinner

She used to like the Wimpy.

Whistlin' Dixie · September 8, 2016

Nothing minor about this (Apart from the baby but no pun intended, it's no joking matter)

Apparently he's said he thought the child was a toy doll...No, bollocks, that just won't wash. I seriously hope you get done in for this...

Man charged with 'punching' baby in supermarket

7 September 2016
From the sectionManchester

Image copyrightAMY DUCKERS
Image captionBaby Elsie Rose was on her first trip out with her family since being born
A 63-year-old man has been charged with assaulting a five-day-old girl at a supermarket in Manchester.

David Hardy, of Longfield Road, Baguley, was bailed to appear at Manchester and Salford Magistrates' Court on 4 October.

Officers were called to the Tesco store on Altrincham Road in Baguley at about 18:45 BST on Monday, following reports a baby was punched.

The baby girl was taken to hospital as a precaution and has been discharged.

sageyefc · September 8, 2016

lol

Dafuq is wrong with people punching babies, even if he thought it was a doll why would you punch it

DualityNSNO · September 8, 2016

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Nothing minor about this (Apart from the baby but no pun intended, it's no joking matter)

Apparently he's said he thought the child was a toy doll...No, bollocks, that just won't wash. I seriously hope you get done in for this...

Man charged with 'punching' baby in supermarket

7 September 2016

From the sectionManchester

Image copyrightAMY DUCKERS
Image captionBaby Elsie Rose was on her first trip out with her family since being born
A 63-year-old man has been charged with assaulting a five-day-old girl at a supermarket in Manchester.

David Hardy, of Longfield Road, Baguley, was bailed to appear at Manchester and Salford Magistrates' Court on 4 October.

Officers were called to the Tesco store on Altrincham Road in Baguley at about 18:45 BST on Monday, following reports a baby was punched.

The baby girl was taken to hospital as a precaution and has been discharged.

"Not a joking matter", then proceeds to put a fantastically hilarious headline on.

Make your mind up ffs.

Whistlin' Dixie · September 8, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
"Not a joking matter", then proceeds to put a fantastically hilarious headline on.

Make your mind up ffs.

Dunno what so 'fantastically hilarious' about it, meself. I was putting that in, in case anyone made a pun about 'minors'.

Not something that amuses me. Quite the opposite, really.

DualityNSNO · September 8, 2016

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Dunno what so 'fantastically hilarious' about it, meself. I was putting that in, in case anyone made a pun about 'minors'.

Not something that amuses me. Quite the opposite, really.

"Man charged with punching baby in supermarket".

Whistlin' Dixie · September 8, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
"Man charged with punching baby in supermarket".

And that's hilariously funny in what way, exactly?

DualityNSNO · September 8, 2016

Whistlin' Dixie said:
And that's hilariously funny in what way, exactly?

I don't feel like explaining the joke to you mate, sorry.

DualityNSNO · September 8, 2016

Minor things that make me fume: explaining obvious jokes.

The Cowboy · September 8, 2016

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Nothing minor about this (Apart from the baby but no pun intended, it's no joking matter)

Apparently he's said he thought the child was a toy doll...No, bollocks, that just won't wash. I seriously hope you get done in for this...

Man charged with 'punching' baby in supermarket

7 September 2016

From the sectionManchester

Image copyrightAMY DUCKERS
Image captionBaby Elsie Rose was on her first trip out with her family since being born
A 63-year-old man has been charged with assaulting a five-day-old girl at a supermarket in Manchester.

David Hardy, of Longfield Road, Baguley, was bailed to appear at Manchester and Salford Magistrates' Court on 4 October.

Officers were called to the Tesco store on Altrincham Road in Baguley at about 18:45 BST on Monday, following reports a baby was punched.

The baby girl was taken to hospital as a precaution and has been discharged.

The guy must be a mentalist. Punching a baby makes absolutely no sense. Punching a doll makes absolutely no sense. I just don't believe this fella was of sound mind when he did this.