Ashtonian
Banned on request
Haha yeah eventually. Room paid for now so we officially have a wedding!
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minor things that make you fume
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Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
The way southern teds say "Gowff" (Rhymes with 'South') when the word is 'Golf' (Rhymes with 'Rolf').
Just button it.
Just button it.
The way some cars race up to the junction and brake at the last minute just when you are approaching it.
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
THE JOY'S OF MODERN BRITAIN No 235.
Walk round in shell suit with tattoos on yer neck, selling heroin to schoolchildren= nobody turns a hair.
Attempt to open a window on a bus-train on a warm stuffy day= prepare to undergo a citizens arrest, or possibly a lynching
Walk round in shell suit with tattoos on yer neck, selling heroin to schoolchildren= nobody turns a hair.
Attempt to open a window on a bus-train on a warm stuffy day= prepare to undergo a citizens arrest, or possibly a lynching
Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
They're nailing bits of rough wood across her bedroom door..Trainspotting style.
Just been woken up because an earwig was crawling inside my neckline in my Tshirt. Sleepily thought it was my Tshirt itching me so rubbed my skin with the neckline annoyed the thing, it pinched me a few times and I freaked out and destroyed it. I'm now shirtless and can't settle down because my sleepy brain kicked my adrenaline response off even though I know it was just a bloody earwig and it's now dead and in a tissue in the bin.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Bought a takeaway last night from a place I hadn't tried before. I ordered a few chicken bits, onion rings etc... and a Belgian waffle with ice cream.
The bell ends delivered the waffle in a box with the ice cream on top in the same effing box. So the only way to eat it and not be ruined was to eat it before the main meal, which I simply could not do, so I ate the rest of the food in record time and had the soggy waffle at the end.
The bell ends delivered the waffle in a box with the ice cream on top in the same effing box. So the only way to eat it and not be ruined was to eat it before the main meal, which I simply could not do, so I ate the rest of the food in record time and had the soggy waffle at the end.
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The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
You not got a fridge freezer lad?
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I should have been clearer. The waffle was hot. So I was in a lose/lose situation.
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Right, not ideal. Can't really think of a quick solution to that. I expect it was already half-melted before it arrived?
I'd drop them a line and tell them they're a bunch of plonkers.
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah it was. All they had to do was put the ice cream in a separate box. Ball bags.
Paul w
Player Valuation: £25m
I think your asking for trouble as soon as you mention ice cream and takeaway.just doesn't make sense.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I wanted a desert and saw the waffle with ice cream, and wrongly assumed the ice cream would either be separate or non existent. How wrong I was.