minor things that make you fume

[Paul w]

I wanted a desert and saw the waffle with ice cream, and wrongly assumed the ice cream would either be separate or non existent. How wrong I was.

Mate it's essential that you have at least 3 different flavours of ice cream in your freezer at all times of that there is no excuse,but if you don't carry the said ice cream,i can see your problem,but there is no excuse from now on.

 

[AndyC]

I wanted a desert and saw the waffle with ice cream, and wrongly assumed the ice cream would either be separate or non existent. How wrong I was.

You wanted a Sahara ?
Or a dessert ?

 

[RetroCat]

‘Gastro’ places that serve real ale out of the fridge.
Usually the same places that serve burgers in a ‘delicious toasted brioche bun’.
And some kind of fried potato offering that isn’t chips.

So a hat-trick – but mainly the ale.

 

[Baines' left foot]

You wanted a Sahara ?
Or a dessert ?

Tried to edit but expired ffs.

 

[COYBL25]

‘Gastro’ places that serve real ale out of the fridge.
Usually the same places that serve burgers in a ‘delicious toasted brioche bun’.
And some kind of fried potato offering that isn’t chips.

So a hat-trick – but mainly the ale.

Usually charging a fiver a bottle too.

Pubs that serve real ale cold deserve a mention too.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Surly staff at recycling centres.

They should be grateful.

 

[l4toffee]

I wanted a desert and saw the waffle with ice cream, and wrongly assumed the ice cream would either be separate or non existent. How wrong I was.

unlucky lad

 

[summerisle]

THE JOY'S OF MODERN BRITAIN No 235.

Walk round in shell suit with tattoos on yer neck, selling heroin to schoolchildren= nobody turns a hair.

Attempt to open a window on a bus-train on a warm stuffy day= prepare to undergo a citizens arrest, or possibly a lynching

What's no.234

 

[GwladysBlue]

The way some cars race up to the junction and brake at the last minute just when you are approaching it.

I do this. Honestly don't know why.

 

[Rob17896]

Turning to see there's no loo roll on the holder

Check first! You know it makes sense.

 

[Rob17896]

Woman who spit, they should be stuck on the isle of wight and interred

Why just women? It is a disgusting habit but so is blatant sexism.

 

[l4toffee]

Why just women? It is a disgusting habit but so is blatant sexism.

Do one Lilly savage

 

[Rob17896]

Do one Lilly savage

God, you are all man Darling..and so savage

 

[Tree13]

Usually the same places that serve burgers in a ‘delicious toasted brioche bun’.

Urgh. Abomination.

To clarify, I love brioche like the proverbial fat man does cake... but it has no place anywhere near a burger.

 

[Tree13]

The way southern teds say "Gowff" (Rhymes with 'South') when the word is 'Golf' (Rhymes with 'Rolf').

Just button it.

For clarity, people from the southern part of where? Mars?

Everyone pronounces it as if it rhymes with "Rolf", even Brummies and Geordies. Never heard anyone down south make the weird sound you've suggested.