The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Tin openers. Absolute rubbish, every single one of them, regardless of which design you opt for. Amazingly, the one on a Swiss army knife is actually the most reliable.Trying to open a tin of soup with a left hand and a cast. Soup everywhere. Counter and floor now look like a dirty Lentil and Bacon flavoured protest. Sake!
Bread and 1/4 tin of soup for lunch. FUME!