minor things that make you fume

[cronullasharks]

When your sitting on the lounge playing the play station and the battery goes flat on the controller so you have to plug it in to the console to charge and then sit on the floor because the cord isn't long enough to reach the lounge

 

[chango]

the freshly mopped floor isn't dry so i get wet socks. That does my head in.

but people walking and shouting into the headphone cord of their mobiles released a new rage in me lately. If the point is to be hands free, why must they hold the wire in their hand??

 

[bol-uk]

When your wife and her mate come back home lashed up (as mine has just done) and just be loud and stupid.

 

[rascal]

Gareth Bale's hairband

He looks a proper woofter.

 

[sageyefc]

Having a piss after sex or a tug, doesnt matter where you aim, its pot luck which way its going

 

[ToffeeLee83 - toffeelee83@hotmail.co.uk]

When girls I knew from school post on Facebook during Libpewl games saying "Come on red men".

My blood boils.

Or when they post photos of their kids saying, "My lil man wearing his new Liverpool kit."

It looks shiyte love and if you ever say 'lil' again I will throw hot bovril and gravel in your face. You are NOT from LA.

 

[ToffeeLee83 - toffeelee83@hotmail.co.uk]

When your wife and her mate come back home lashed up (as mine has just done) and just be loud and stupid.

You know what to do. Get rid of the mate....

 

[efcarentwe]

You know what to do. Get rid of the mate....

or let the wife go to sleep and get a suck off the mate.

 

[Sapie88]

I know I've fumed about it in the past but this LADBible tripe that keeps appearing in my news feed is almost bordering on serious mong rage for me today.

It's not funny, they rob material and just put LAD in it, they make up fake texts purporting to be a conversation between a LAD and his girlfriend/wife in which they just insult them, again, not funny and just stupid.

Also who the hell is Dan Bilzerian the big, stupid, prozzy hiring, funt.

 

[Kantareller]

I know I've fumed about it in the past but this LADBible tripe that keeps appearing in my news feed is almost bordering on serious mong rage for me today.

It's not funny, they rob material and just put LAD in it, they make up fake texts purporting to be a conversation between a LAD and his girlfriend/wife in which they just insult them, again, not funny and just stupid.

Also who the hell is Dan Bilzerian the big, stupid, prozzy hiring, funt.

He is a massive tit

 

[Sapie88]

He is a massive tit

Who is he though? He keeps appearing on my timelines and I have no idea who or what he is, other than he is a full on superblert.

 

[Kantareller]

Who is he though? He keeps appearing on my timelines and I have no idea who or what he is, other than he is a full on superblert.

Some former pokerplayer I believe, his fanbase is mostly made of twelveyear-olds like

 

[Sapie88]

Some former pokerplayer I believe

I hope one of his expensive whores gives him triple syphilis and his knob falls off.

 

[potato]

snide farters who drop and run making it look like you committed the crime.

 

[The Cowboy]

The only way to get shut of that lad bible stuff is to stop following whoever it's RTing it. BBC Sporf was/is terrible for it, and Fourth Official isn't much better with the promotion of the betting sites.

The ones that really annoy me are 'These players are going to sign for Liverpool this summer! No 4 is amazing!' As if I'm going to open your stupid ad-riddled site and read your garbage.