minor things that make you fume

[Elong]

Eyelid cysts. Looks like I've gone 9 rounds with the missus and lost.

 

[Groucho]

Eyelid cysts. Looks like I've gone 9 rounds with the missus and lost.

Ooooooooh.

I had one of those once. Sympathy mate.

This idiot on a cooking show kept saying how her style was "molecular" that she's a "molecular chef" and she was going to make a "molecular-inspired" dessert. Want to falcon-punch.

I'd have found it dead hard not to have kicked the telly in

 

[Elong]

Ooooooooh.

I had one of those once. Sympathy mate.

I'd have found it dead hard not to have kicked the telly in

Second time I've got one now, got the flu so strike me when I'm down. Bloody nightmare.

 

[efcarentwe]

posh types on London buses who speak dead loud on there phone in that boris Johnson type old etonian accent. letting the whole bus know about how there day went. listen you plastic posh prick your sat riding loser cruiser with the rest of us stop trying to sound all upper class you utter tit.

 

[Tree13]

Buses and bus lanes. Slow, smelly, overpriced, unreliable and they cause congestion. Bendy buses are the worst - who on earth thought it was a good idea to introduce them in cities with narrow roads?

 

[efcarentwe]

adidas. there delivery service for items bought online is awful.

 

[Maxwell]

Secret Cinema not getting their ish together and cancelling all of their Back To The Future screenings until 31st July, meaning im unable to go to the one i booked today and have to re-schechedule for end of August. Bells.

 

[daza_1973]

Joe Gormley and Arthur Scargill....

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Chvrches.

What a stupid name.

 

[Billy Dean]

Booked a flight home on BA through Expedia, log in to online check-in today to find they're charging to check bags in. WTF? I have to pay 85 euro just to check 1 fecking case in. Fuming. 85 fecking euros for 1 case. If I have to pay for drinks on the flight too I will punch someone in the face.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I had to turn up the porn I was watching to drown her out.

Such a #LAD.

 

[bluemangroup]

Such a #LAD.

No mate, I'm not. The porn is just to distract me from how terribly terribly lonely I am.

 

[Sapie88]

No mate, I'm not. The porn is just to distract me from how terribly terribly lonely I am.

Have you tried one of those POF events? I get plenty of reminders for them.

 

[bluemangroup]

Have you tried one of those POF events? I get plenty of reminders for them.

We would like to remind you Mr Sapie88 that your presence will not be necessary at the upcoming POF event. Your persistent "gag" of bringing a net and trying to "catch" the women has upset a number of our members. I'm sure you understand our decision and hope you will find Miss Wrong at some point.

Regards,
Plenty of Fish Ltd.

Reminders like this?

 

[Titus Bramble]

I cycle to work along a towpath. If there's runners, dog walkers etc you ring your bell and they move over to oneside and you acknowledge them as you pass and it's all gravy. Why oh WHY do some people refuse to get out of the way? Stop being a selfish tool and step to the side of the path! Oh the anger...