minor things that make you fume

[Elong]

When a headphone jack stops working properly so that you have to position it perfectly to get sound out of both speakers.

Connecting the iPod to the stereo used to be a bloody nightmare, like breaking into a safe sitting there having to avoid the static either side of a good connection.

 

[Bungle]

Women that decide to tell you about their day and their latest bullsh!t gossip just as you're trying to nod off.

 

[bluemangroup]

Herbal essence adverts. Watching the telly with the window open and that came on. Sounded like I was watching porn very loudly.

 

[Bungle]

Herbal essence adverts. Watching the telly with the window open and that came on. Sounded like I was watching porn very loudly.

Haha she makes a bit of a racket in those ads don't she.

 

[bluemangroup]

Haha she makes a bit of a racket in those ads don't she.

I had to turn up the porn I was watching to drown her out.

 

[Sapie88]

Haha she makes a bit of a racket in those ads don't she.

It is delightful though. The shampoo, not the noise.

 

[Bungle]

It is delightful though. The shampoo, not the noise.

I appear to be missing out here, does it bring you to orgasm as easily as she makes it look?

 

[Sapie88]

I appear to be missing out here, does it bring you to orgasm as easily as she makes it look?

Wouldn't know mate, I'm impotent.

 

[Bungle]

Wouldn't know mate, I'm impotent.

Has that helped at all mate?

 

[Sapie88]

Has that helped at all mate?

I'll let you know in 5 minutes.

 

[Elong]

I'll let you know in 5 minutes.

8 minutes, I'm impressed.

 

[Sapie88]

8 minutes, I'm impressed.

Sorry mate, those 5 minutes were so I could put my Sportacus outfit on. The extra few minutes were the nitrofap I've just had.

@Bungle it worked.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Manchester.

The whole place.

Sorry to any Mancunian toffees but I went through your city this morning and it's full of beauts with their tops off because it's one of the five days a year that you guys don't get rain.

Then some Manc bell got on the coach and played his music out loud, I fumed badly.

 

[verreauxi]

This idiot on a cooking show kept saying how her style was "molecular" that she's a "molecular chef" and she was going to make a "molecular-inspired" dessert. Want to falcon-punch.

 

[Groucho]

Magaye Guaye's non-existent ears, and the fact that Michael Flateley's head doesn't go with the rest of his body.