minor things that make you fume

[blue4eva77]

That too often there about 3 sheets of toilet paper left when I sit down to deuce and the next roll isn't out of the drawer in preparation for this one ending.

Lad not yesterday I sat down in a cubicle and without realizing, just went. Mid push I noticed... what do you do? Honestly. People couldnt give toss.

I like to think that the previous arse to sit down, didnt have enough paper to properly finish. No way do you finish on the very last sheet.

 

[deipnosophist]

Lad not yesterday I sat down in a cubicle and without realizing, just went. Mid push I noticed... what do you do? Honestly. People couldnt give toss.

I like to think that the previous arse to sit down, didnt have enough paper to properly finish. No way do you finish on the very last sheet.

unless he planned it that way...there are some nasty roosters out there

 

[deipnosophist]

When your sitting on the lounge playing the play station and the battery goes flat on the controller so you have to plug it in to the console to charge and then sit on the floor because the cord isn't long enough to reach the lounge

bean bags are useful here

 

[deipnosophist]

How the mainstream media (under instruction) aint telling us the truth on the Ebola outbreak. It is VERY serious and we should know what is happening and the true numbers and rates of infection. It will startle a lot of you.

 

[Blue Juice]

Bells who whistle/click/clap people working in a shop/restaurant. Make the effort to walk over there or wait, you're not trying to flag down a taxi

 

[The Cowboy]

The stretch of M6 between Crewe and Haydock. Basically the M56, M62 and Thelwall Viaduct. Hellish.

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

When the swamp monkey forgets to dye my breakfast tomatoes blue. I swear she must love the back of my hand.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Getting a phone call from physio, to tell you your appointment is cancelled just as you're heading out the door ffs.

 

[cronullasharks]

The fckwits at the golf who yell "in the hole" when a player is teeing off on a par 5, its not going in the hole you utter utter weapon.

It seems much worse on the American tour than the European tour. Also roaring "mashed potatoes" after a shot, the fu*k is all that about ???

Honestly the golfer should be allowed to thump the gits over the head with their driver when they yell this.

 

[blue4eva77]

Hearing women fart. Not on

Its slightly above minor actually

 

[cosmo]

When people in my office say "verbiage" or "copy" when they are talking about a piece of text

 

[Sapie88]

Hearing women fart. Not on

Its slightly above minor actually

It doesn't really bother me, unless they're more manly than mine.

 

[canuck]

Newscasters on the tv who wave their hands around as they reading the news. It's the news not shakespeare, no need to over dramatize it

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

having a conversation with a red sh**e fan in a formal situation, for example at work, you would love to tell them that they are utter beauts and their team has zero class and you hate them and they only got 2nd place last season cos the ref gave them 12 (?) penalties but you cant as u have to appear professional, you have to play the game and pretend you think their new signings might be good, we'll just have to wait and see etc. NO...the only way Rodgers signs good players is buy 10 and get lucky with 1 or 2 of them. No you wont win the league, in fact Id say you'll be lucky to get top 4 without the player that carried you last season.

 

[GwladysBlue]

When you watch a video on Facebook, Vine etc then you go to the comments section except there are no comments just people tagging their mates.