minor things that make you fume

blue4eva77 · August 5, 2014

People who can't take the hint that you're not interested in talking to them.

Sapie88 · August 5, 2014

The fact I can't find a number for Nabzys in Norris Green. I want to get fatter.

evertoniandy · August 5, 2014

When someone gets your order wrong and looks at you like a criminal when you tell them what you actually ordered even though it was their fecking mistake. Carts.

Sapie88 · August 5, 2014

evertoniandy said:
When someone gets your order wrong and looks at you like a criminal when you tell them what you actually ordered even though it was their fecking mistake. Carts.

The Maccies by the Showcase off the East Lancs is terrible for this.

evertoniandy · August 5, 2014

Sapie88 said:
The Maccies by the Showcase off the East Lancs is terrible for this.

It happened last night and I'm still livid. Stupid Scottish bint.

Maxwell · August 5, 2014

When you feel a huge bogey in your nose, go to pick it but just push it into an abyss never to be felt again.

Dell Boy · August 6, 2014

The world's indifference to the pain and suffering of animals in the name of sport

The Cowboy · August 6, 2014

Maxwell said:
When you feel a huge bogey in your nose, go to pick it but just push it into an abyss never to be felt again.

Ha, love it, so much fume.

dholliday · August 6, 2014

Dell Boy said:
The world's indifference to the pain and suffering of animals in the name of sport

Are you referring to horse-racing? If we didn't have that, we'd be fattening them up and eating them.

Dell Boy · August 6, 2014

dholliday said:
Are you referring to horse-racing? If we didn't have that, we'd be fattening them up and eating them.

Sorry I'm half drunk. I meant to say the opposite. I'm all for the mastery of the human race.

@Bungle aside - if an animal can't clean its own backside then its not high enough up the food chain to worry about.

dholliday · August 6, 2014

Dell Boy said:
@Bungle aside - if an animal can't clean its own backside then its not high enough up the food chain to worry about.

Our bunglist's bottom is very pristine, I'll have you know.

Pienaar's gloves · August 6, 2014

Butter that goes rock hard in the fridge but becomes liquified if you leave it out.

rascal · August 6, 2014

17 years since it was released and I've just realised Data played the role of the geeky scientist in Independence Day :blush:

flibbyflob · August 6, 2014

Those Microsoft phone scammers who seem to ring daily. Got told my house was going to be torched today.

BoysInBlue · August 7, 2014

Promising young footballers that are described as 'starlets' by the papers.

'Starlets'??!!!!! Makes them sound like female ballerinas or dancers or something. FFS!