minor things that make you fume

[wm02]

Butter that goes rock hard in the fridge but becomes liquified if you leave it out.

Look into getting a butter bell. Though as a caveat you'll eat a lot more butter if you get one

 

[rascal]

Having to wait another two weeks for the release of Sin City 2.

I want to see Eva Green ffs

 

[Sapie88]

Having to wait another two weeks for the release of Sin City 2.

I want to see Eva Green ffs

I can't look at your avatar without getting a twitch in me pants.

 

[rascal]

I can't look at your avatar without getting a twitch in me pants.

o you

 

[ilikecheese]

@chicoazul

 

[Tree13]

Having to have usernames and passwords for EVERYTHING. Why can you not simply buy something on the internet without creating an account on the seller's website? Why does my workplace insist on having TWO usernames and passwords to simply unlock a desktop or laptop, followed by another one to log onto citrix (that's another bloody fume in itself - awful software) and then another one for each different bloody program we use?

 

[TippEverton]

The fckwits at the golf who yell "in the hole" when a player is teeing off on a par 5, its not going in the hole you utter utter weapon.

It seems much worse on the American tour than the European tour. Also roaring "mashed potatoes" after a shot, the fu*k is all that about ???

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

People who wear shorts outside. They need their bleeding faces slapping.

 

[TippEverton]

People who wear shorts outside. They need their bleeding faces slapping.

????....So, you reckon shorts should only be worn indoors.

 

[Kiwi]

When you tell a joke which you know is good but no-one gets it.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

When someone drives at 25mph+ less than the speed limit!! Especially on a single carriageway.

When you tell a joke which you know is good but no-one gets it.

Everyone knows a joke is funnier when you have to explain it.

 

[edge]

orange tanned tarts parking in disabled places at the shops, wish somebody would turn a flame thrower on them lazy ill mannerd sluts

 

[Baines' left foot]

The queues at the tills in Lidl/Aldi.

Soul destroying.

 

[Milk]

Jimmy Carr live in 2014.

Much better live in 2013.

Although I shall give some thought to seagull sex

 

[Huyton Layne]

That too often there about 3 sheets of toilet paper left when I sit down to deuce and the next roll isn't out of the drawer in preparation for this one ending.