minor things that make you fume

[silent bob]

Jesus Christ !

So you know him too!!

 

[Donald Twain]

So you know him too!!

No but I've heard he's not impressed with child labour , it's the hot house for you when you pop!

 

[silent bob]

No but I've heard he's not impressed with child labour , it's the hot house for you when you pop!

Good, save on the gas bill.

 

[Yorkie]

BBC Live text being written like something off a buzzfeed article

GOAL - Swansea 5-4 Crystal Palace

Posted at90+3 mins
I give up. This was 1-1 not so long ago.

GOAL - Swansea 4-4 Crystal Palace
Fernando Llorente

Posted at90+1 mins
Stupid. Just stupid.

I don't mean the goal was stupid, it's just this match is stupid - in a good way, if that makes sense.

Anyhow... Fernando Llorente's shot is brilliantly saved at point-blank range by Wayne Hennessey but the loose ball is fired back in by Gylfi Sigurdsson with Llorente getting the last touch.

GOAL - Swansea 3-4 Crystal Palace
Christian Benteke

Yes, this has just happened.

Palace were 3-1 down and are now 4-3 up.


if i wanted a load of "fml, OMG, that face when" etc I'd follow a teenager on instagram.

 

[LEONARD]

Going into town for a shop on Sunday.

Still finding RS tourist fan's wandering around the city center still wearing their scarves.

 

[AndyC]

Driving home an hour ago in thick freezing fog and the number of lunatics still only using sidelights is just crazy... and incredibly dangerous.

 

[COYBL25]

Driving home an hour ago in thick freezing fog and the number of lunatics still only using sidelights is just crazy... and incredibly dangerous.

Bet they were driving way too fast as well ?.


These are the people who moan about the roads not being gritted

 

[Baines' left foot]

BBC Live text being written like something off a buzzfeed article

GOAL - Swansea 5-4 Crystal Palace

Posted at90+3 mins
I give up. This was 1-1 not so long ago.

GOAL - Swansea 4-4 Crystal Palace
Fernando Llorente

Posted at90+1 mins
Stupid. Just stupid.

I don't mean the goal was stupid, it's just this match is stupid - in a good way, if that makes sense.

Anyhow... Fernando Llorente's shot is brilliantly saved at point-blank range by Wayne Hennessey but the loose ball is fired back in by Gylfi Sigurdsson with Llorente getting the last touch.

GOAL - Swansea 3-4 Crystal Palace
Christian Benteke

Yes, this has just happened.

Palace were 3-1 down and are now 4-3 up.


if i wanted a load of "fml, OMG, that face when" etc I'd follow a teenager on instagram.

OMG Benteke scored and I just died lol

 

[Yorkie]

OMG Benteke scored and I just died lol

This is LITERALLY insane

 

[Baines' left foot]

This is LITERALLY insane

Amazing. Just amazing. This is THE BEST match EVER!

 

[Yorkie]

Amazing. Just amazing. This is THE BEST match EVER!

When Pards is on point
#swag

 

[Donald Twain]

When Pards is on point
#swag

I've watched him do that now for a full 30 seconds , I must confess I've never felt sick and aroused at the same time before !

 

[efcforever]

People who use the supermarkets for meeting places ffs

And they're always so excited when they see someone they know in there.

 

[The Cowboy]

You're also fearful of a lynching from the crowd behind you too.

You've definitely got to have a plan of action to shop at Aldi.

I always use cash too, as you can almost hear people tutting behind you if you try and pay by card.

Cash takes so much longer than card. I hate cash users.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Having to be up at this time of day to get to Southampton to watch another (probably) insipid performance. COYB