minor things that make you fume

[jaycee]

When you go on a couple of dates with a girl and they don't even offer to put their hand in their pocket once.

Hump and dump it is then.

Should at least rifle the handbag after you have sexually exhausted them win/win situation

 

[Baines' left foot]

Should at least rifle the handbag after you have sexually exhausted them win/win situation

Oh wow.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

People calling Tom Davies 'The Ketwig Kaiser'. Absolutely cringeworthy stuff.

Shows the growing influence of toffeetv that, think they first coined it. Like toffeetv me.

Just to drag up the tipping debate from a few pages back, I do hate the idea of compulsory tipping. Restaurants/bars just need to pay their staff properly. The very notion that you expect me to give you a 20% tip makes me feel far less inclined to do so.

 

[COYBL25]

When you go on a couple of dates with a girl and they don't even offer to put their hand in their pocket once.

Hump and dump it is then.

It's a masive warning sign, that they've no intention of paying for anything EVER and will expect some poor fool to keep them for the rest of their lives.

As you say, two dates max, then scarper.

 

[carlos21]

It's a masive warning sign, that they've no intention of paying for anything EVER and will expect some poor fool to keep them for the rest of their lives.

As you say, two dates max, then scarper.

Hello mate

 

[summerisle]

Sneezing every minute with accompanying gallons of phlegm.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It's a masive warning sign, that they've no intention of paying for anything EVER and will expect some poor fool to keep them for the rest of their lives.

As you say, two dates max, then scarper.

She probably earns more than me and is in the process of buying a flat. No excuse.

Even if I had limitless money I wouldn't have it.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

She probably earns more than me and is in the process of buying a flat. No excuse.

Even if I had limitless money I wouldn't have it.

nowt worse than being had for a fool or taken for granted is there!

 

[The Cowboy]

Washing a paint roller out. Takes forever, you're never sure that you've got all the paint out, and leaves your bathroom looking a right mess.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Washing a paint roller out. Takes forever, you're never sure that you've got all the paint out, and leaves your bathroom looking a right mess.

just bin it and buy another for £3.

 

[The Cowboy]

just bin it and buy another for £3.

Feels wrong.

 

[COYBL25]

just bin it and buy another for £3.

Spot on.

Unless you are going to use exactly the same coloured paint again, the old paint always finds away of working its way through and running the job.

 

[Paul w]

Washing a paint roller out. Takes forever, you're never sure that you've got all the paint out, and leaves your bathroom looking a right mess.

Bag it till you use it again.

 

[COYBL25]

She probably earns more than me and is in the process of buying a flat. No excuse.

Even if I had limitless money I wouldn't have it.

I once went on a date with a girl who earned triple what I was on at the time.

After she ordered her third cocktail, costing nearly a tenner a pop, I asked her if she intended to pay for anything. When she said no, I phoned my mates, who I knew where in town on a night out to find out where they're were.

Told her I was going to the toilet and left to join my mates.

I like to think she learnt a valuable lesson that night

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I once went on a date with a girl who earned triple what I was on at the time.

After she ordered her third cocktail, costing nearly a tenner a pop, I asked her if she intended to pay for anything. When she said no, I phoned my mates, who I knew where in town on a night out to find out where they're were.

Told her I was going to the toilet and left to join my mates.

I like to think she learnt a valuable lesson that night

never date a tight fisted tw@ !!! ha ha