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minor things that make you fume

The hype over this Jesus kid of Man City's.

He's played good in a few games, let's see how he gets on over the course of a season, ffs.

Jô scored two on his debut for us and Bilyaletdinov assisted four on his debut.

Hate our sensationalist press.
 

The price of toothbrushes these days. Scandalous! They're bizarrely designed too - supposedly by technical experts.

You can get four medium ones in a pack from Tesco for a quid. They do the job just as well.
 
Fuming at myself.

Just came onto the motorway from the slip road, cut across the three lanes because I thought nobody was there, heard a big blast of someone's horn.

A van was in my blind spot and I must have missed him by an inch.

Heart in the mouth moment.
 
Fuming at myself.

Just came onto the motorway from the slip road, cut across the three lanes because I thought nobody was there, heard a big blast of someone's horn.

A van was in my blind spot and I must have missed him by an inch.

Heart in the mouth moment.
Scary stuff that.
You can't apologise enough to the driver behind can you ?
 
Fuming at myself.

Just came onto the motorway from the slip road, cut across the three lanes because I thought nobody was there, heard a big blast of someone's horn.

A van was in my blind spot and I must have missed him by an inch.

Heart in the mouth moment.

Cutting across 3 lanes though?! Mad man!
 

Fuming at myself.

Just came onto the motorway from the slip road, cut across the three lanes because I thought nobody was there, heard a big blast of someone's horn.

A van was in my blind spot and I must have missed him by an inch.

Heart in the mouth moment.
If you thought there was no-one there, why didn't you stay in the left lane like you're supposed to?
 
I once went on a date with a girl who earned triple what I was on at the time.

After she ordered her third cocktail, costing nearly a tenner a pop, I asked her if she intended to pay for anything. When she said no, I phoned my mates, who I knew where in town on a night out to find out where they're were.

Told her I was going to the toilet and left to join my mates.

I like to think she learnt a valuable lesson that night ;)

New breed of modern mid twenties woman who expects not only for you to pay for everything and be an absolute gent, but quickly screams misogyny when it's something that doesn't benefit her.

Can't have it both ways, we're equals so we split the bill.
 

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